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A blonde to her doctor:
"I swallowed an ice cube a few days ago but it hasn't come out yet."
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Какво правят 17 блондинки пред нощен клуб? Седемнадесет блондинки стояли пред едно кино. Седемнайсет блондинки чакат пред едно кино. 17 блондинки стоят пред дискотека. Οι ξανθιές στο Cinema Ξανθιές στο σινεμά! 17 блондинки стоят пред една дискотека. Минава една брионетка и пита: - Τι περιμενουν 17 ξανθιες εξω απο τον κινηματογραφο;; Em uma bela noite 17 loiras foram ver um filme. Procuraram um filme interessante, compraram ingressos e pipoca. Chegaram na frente da tela do cinema quando uma delas falou: — Não podemos ficar aqui neste filme. Todas olharam espantadas e perguntaram:... Warum stehen 17 Blondinen vor dem Kino und gehen nicht rein? Der Film ist erst ab 18. - Det stod sjutton blondiner utanför en pub. Vet du vad de väntade på? - Nej. - Den sista. Man måste vara arton för att få komma in. - Vet du varför det står sjutton blondiner utanför en pub? - Nä. - Man måste vara arton för att komma in. Det var 17 st blodiner utanför en krog och då sa den som jobbar på krogen "varför går ni inte in?". Då säger en av blondinerna att de måste vara 18. Det stod 17 blondiner utanför krogen. Vad väntar de på? En till, för dom måste vara 18 för att komma in. 17 blondiner stod utanför en nattklubb och väntade. - Men ska ni inte komma in, frågade en vakt. - Nej, man måste ju vara 18 för att komma in här Det sto 17 blondiner utafor en pub og venta. En mann kom bort og spurte hvorfor de stod utafor. En av blondinene svarte: - Vi må være 18 for å komme inn 17 blondiner stod uden for en bar. En mand kom forbi og spurgte hvorfor de ikke gik ind, hvorefter blondinerne svare – fordi vi har hørt at man skal være 18 for at komme ind. Miksi seitsemäntoista blondia seisoo baarin edessä? Täytyy olla kahdeksantoista, että pääsee sisään! Det var en gång 17 blondiner som stod utanför en klubb. Efter ett tag frågade vakten: - Varför går ni inte in ?? Blondinerna: - Man måste va 18...! Hvorfor står der 17 blondiner uden for et diskotek? – Fordi der står man skal være 18! Miksi 17 blondia seisoi baarin edessä? – Piti olla 18, jotta pääsi sisään. Det står 17 blondiner utenfor en nattklubb. Hva venter de på? - Den siste. Man må være 18 for å få komme inn. 17 Blondinen stehen vor dem kino und wollten ein Film ab 18 gucken bemerken aber das nur 17 dabei sind. Der var 17 blondiner som skulle en tur i biografen. Hvorfor gik de ikke ind? -  Fordi at man skulle være 18! 17 Blondiner Der stod 17 blondiner uden for et værtshus. Så kom der en mand hen og spurgte dem om hvad de lavede og de svarede: - Vi venter på en der vil følges med os ind, man skal jo være 18 for... P: Sabe o que 17 loiras fazem na fila do Dado Bier? R: Esperam por mais uma. O porteiro disse que só entra com 18. Miksi 17 blondia jonottaa kapakan ovella ? - Koska sisään pääsee vasta kun on 18 17 tynnkledde blondiner står utenfor et diskotek og hutrer og fryser. En person går bort og spør hvorfor de ikke går inn. Den ene blondinen svarer da på vegne av alle "du skjønner, vi må være 18... Hvor dumme er blondiner på en skala fra 1 til 10? Spørgsmål: Hvorfor stod der 17 blondiner ude foran et diskotek? Svar: Fordi man skulle være atten for at komme ind 17 blondiner kom till en bar och beställde varsin öl, men de lät ölen stå orörda och till slut frågade kyparen: - Smakade inte ölen bra, mina damer? - Det gör den säkert, men man måste vara 18 för... 17 blondiner står utanför diskoteket. Den ena vakten till den andra: - Varför går de inte in? - För att de vet att man måste vara 18 för att få komma in.... Stoji 17 plavusa ispred kazina! Dolazi policajac i kaze: - Sto ne ulazite unutra? A one mu kazu: - Umijes li ti citat. Vidis li da piše zabranjen ulaz ispod 18! Why were there 17 blondes standing outside the pub? Because the sign said you have to be 18 to enter.
Why do blondes sometimes invite as many as 17 friends for a movie night?
Because the DVD says "Only for 18+ viewers"!
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A blonde in a miniskirt tells her friend, "A guy made me an offer today. He said he'll give me $30 if I make a handstand. So I did, of course."
Her friend replies,
"Come on, he just wanted to see your раnтiеs."
The blonde girl replies,
"Hey I'm not that sтuрid. I took them off before!"
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Little Johnny asks his blonde mum:
"Do you believe there is life on the moon?"
"Of course, look, they have the lights on."
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Why is it a bad idea to let a blonde girl skydive when she's on her period?
She always pulls the wrong string.
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Why is it difficult for blonde girls to write the number 11?
They never know which of the 1s comes first.
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Why did the blonde buy an elephant instead of a new car?
She heard the elephant has a вiggеr trunk.
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"How come your blond girlfriend never smiles?"
"Because I told her once that I want a serious relationship and not just fooling around."
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Why is it more convenient to park with a blonde in the car?
You can park in a disabled place.
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A blonde meets up with an old friend of hers, a brunette. Their talk goes in the direction of lovers and the brunette says:
“So I slept with a Brazilian…”
The blonde gasps in surprise and asks excitedly, “Wow, so how many is a brazillion?”
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One day two blondes and a brunette got stuck in an elevator.
One blonde starts to yell, “Help!!!”
Then the other one, “Help!!!”
The brunette suggests, “Come on girls, let's scream together, it will be louder.”
“OK,” agree the blondes, “Together!!! Together!!!”
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Why does the blonde leave the bathroom door open?
Because somebody could be peeping at her through the keyhole.
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Husband says to his blonde wife, “I thought we were going to have rice with the meat?”
Blonde wife replies, “That’s right, but the cooking instructions for the rice said I needed 8 cups of water and there are only 6 cups in the cupboard.”
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My boyfriend always clears the browser history so we’d have more saving space on our computer. He’s really very thoughtful.
Cindy, 23, blonde.
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Why did the blonde only have 3 kids?
Because she read that every 4th child born is Chinese.
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What is the leading cause of death in blonde brain cells? - Loneliness.
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Two blondes are talking, “Did you know that Christmas will be on Friday this year?”
“Oh hеll, not Friday the 13th I hope!”
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Why do women have blue spots around their navels sometimes?
Because there are also blonde men.
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A blonde goes to court. Eventually the judge says:
“I hereby declare the case closed. There is not enough evidence that you stole the 10000 US$.”
The blonde is thrilled:
“Gosh, so does that mean I can keep the money?”
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One shark says to the other:
“I ate a diver last week. I’m still sick from all the plastic.”
The other shark waves a fin:
“That’s nothing. I ate a blonde last week. She was such an airhead I still can't dive.”
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