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A blonde walks into an appliance store and sees a TV she'd like to buy. She goes to the register and says,
"I wanna buy that TV." The man says,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry, we don't sell to blondes."
The blonde walks out and dyes her hair brown. She comes back in and say, "I wanna buy that TV." The man gives her a look and says,
"Ma'am, I've told you, we don't sell to blondes."
So she walks out and dyes her hair black. She comes back in and says,
"I wanna buy that TV." The man gives her another look of pity and says,
"Ma'am, I've told you three times, we don't sell to blondes."
The blonde walks out and dyes her hair red. She comes back in and says,
"I wanna buy that TV." The man gives her a very tired look and says,
"Ma'am, I've told you. We don't sell to blondes." She asks, "How have you known I'm a blonde this whole time?"
The man replies,
"Because ma'am... that's a microwave."
An blond went into a pet shop and asked the owner if he had any parrots.
The owner replied, “Sorry, I don’t have any at the moment.”
“Dамn and blast!” said the blonde, “I have been invited to a fancy dress party for the first time in my life and I want to go as a Pirate, and I have been told to be as authentic as possible, hence the need for the parrot explained the Blond.
“Well” said the owner, “if you come back here next week, specifically on Thursday, I am expecting a shipment from South America and I’ll be able to supply you with a parrot, guaranteed,”
“Dамn and blast!” said the blonde, “I can’t come on that day or for some time after.”
“Why not?” Asked the owner.
“Because that is the day I’m having my leg amputated!