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Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever.
Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
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I think my cat might be a communist
He won't shut up about Mao.
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How is a trans 4-year old like a vegan cat?
We all know who’s making that decision
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I used to be in a band called ‘Missing Cat’
You've probably seen our posters.
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A cat walks into a bar.
The bartender says,
"What'll you have?"
The cat says,
"A shot of ruм."
The bartender pours the cat his drink.
The cat slowly pushes the shot off the table.
"Another."
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I asked a librarian for a book about Pavlov's dog and Schroedinger's cat.
She said it rang a веll, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
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Where would you park your camel?
The Camelot.
PS Вооzе helped with this and now I'm laughing alone in my apartment
Edit: Went to class, came back, saw this. Me and my cat are thoroughly pleased.
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When I was five, my Dad put Snowballs in the blender to make a slushie...
I miss snowballs, she was a good cat.
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My kids were hungry so I made them burgers from scratch.
They got really upset and started to cry.
Scratch is a sтuрid name for a cat anyway..
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Пено, човека нямаше предвид ТАКАВА снимка
Jesus Karen, that's not what the guy meant
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I went to the library and asked for a book on Pavlov's dog and Shrodinger's Cat
The librarian said "That rings a веll but I don't know if it's here or not."
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This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat.
It was obvious that she thought her cat could understand her.
I came to my house and told my dog. We laughed a lot.
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its  the cat's birthday
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Lеsвiаns eat what ?
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When you have a great time with the present, but it was not for you
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Няма спор, котките наистина нямат никакво чувство за хумор… Нема спор, мачките навистина немаат никаква смисла за хумор… No hay nada que decir: los gatos realmente no tienen ningún sentido del humor… Без спора — у кошек действительно нет никакого чувства юмора… Da gibt es nichts zu sagen: Katzen haben wirklich überhaupt keinen Sinn für Humor… Y a pas à dire, les chats n’ont vraiment aucun sens de l’humour… Δεν υπάρχει τι να πεις· οι γάτες πραγματικά δεν έχουν καθόλου χιούμορ… Non c’è niente da dire: i gatti davvero non hanno alcun senso dell’umorismo… Söylenecek bir şey yok, kedilerin gerçekten hiç mizah anlayışı yok… Без жодних сумнівів — коти справді не мають почуття гумору… Não há o que dizer: os gatos realmente não têm nenhum senso de humor… Nie ma wątpliwości — koty naprawdę nie mają poczucia humoru… Det finns inget att säga – katter har verkligen inget sinne för humor… Er valt niets over te zeggen: katten hebben echt totaal geen gevoel voor humor… Der er ikke noget at sige – katte har virkelig ingen humor… Det er ingenting å si – katter har virkelig ingen sans for humor… Ei ole mitään sanottavaa – kissoilla ei todellakaan ole lainkaan huumorintajua… Nincs mit mondani: a macskáknak tényleg semmi humorérzékük nincs… Nu e nimic de spus: pisicile chiar nu au deloc simțul umorului… Není pochyb — kočky opravdu nemají smysl pro humor… Nėra ką pasakyti – katės tikrai neturi jokio humoro jausmo… Nav ko teikt – kaķiem tiešām nav nekādas humora izjūtas… Nema spora — mačke zaista nemaju nikakav smisao za humor…
There’s no denying it, cats really have no sense of humor…
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How to prepare for a video call
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Schrodinger's Cat recently went on a сriме spree
He's wanted dead and alive
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They found a cat on mars...
A live cat was found roaming the surface of Mars. Scientists planned to have the Mars Rover capture the animal to study it but unfortunately while attempting to capture the feline, Curiosity killed the cat.
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A man walks into a library
And asks the librarian at the info desk if they have any books on Pavlov's dog or Schrodinger's cat. The librarian thinks for a moment before replying "It rings a веll but I'm not sure whether it's there or not."
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