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Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever.
Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.

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I think my cat might be a communist
He won't shut up about Mao.

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How is a trans 4-year old like a vegan cat?
We all know who’s making that decision

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I used to be in a band called ‘Missing Cat’
You've probably seen our posters.

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A cat walks into a bar.
The bartender says,
"What'll you have?"
The cat says,
"A shot of ruм."
The bartender pours the cat his drink.
The cat slowly pushes the shot off the table.
"Another."

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I asked a librarian for a book about Pavlov's dog and Schroedinger's cat.
She said it rang a веll, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.

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Where would you park your camel?
The Camelot.
PS Вооzе helped with this and now I'm laughing alone in my apartment
Edit: Went to class, came back, saw this. Me and my cat are thoroughly pleased.

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When I was five, my Dad put Snowballs in the blender to make a slushie...
I miss snowballs, she was a good cat.

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My kids were hungry so I made them burgers from scratch.
They got really upset and started to cry.
Scratch is a sтuрid name for a cat anyway..

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Jesus Karen, that's not what the guy meant

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I went to the library and asked for a book on Pavlov's dog and Shrodinger's Cat
The librarian said "That rings a веll but I don't know if it's here or not."

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This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat.
It was obvious that she thought her cat could understand her.
I came to my house and told my dog. We laughed a lot.

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its the cat's birthday

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Lеsвiаns eat what ?

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When you have a great time with the present, but it was not for you

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There’s no denying it, cats really have no sense of humor…

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How to prepare for a video call

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Just don't oversalt it...

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The kitty seeing her owner without makeup for the first time...

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Schrodinger's Cat recently went on a сriме spree
He's wanted dead and alive

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