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Търпя, само защото казаха, че скоро ще си вземат кола! Трпам, само затоа што рекоа дека наскоро ќе си купат кола! Lo aguanto solo porque dijeron que pronto se van a comprar un coche. Терплю только потому, что они сказали, что скоро купят машину! Ich ertrage das nur, weil sie gesagt haben, dass sie sich bald ein Auto holen! Je supporte ça seulement parce qu’ils ont dit qu’ils allaient bientôt s’acheter une voiture ! Το ανέχομαι μόνο επειδή είπαν ότι σύντομα θα πάρουν αυτοκίνητο! Lo sopporto solo perché hanno detto che presto si compreranno un’auto! Sadece yakında araba alacaklarını söyledikleri için katlanıyorum! Терплю лише тому, що вони сказали, що скоро куплять авто! Eu aguento só porque disseram que em breve vão comprar um carro! Wytrzymuję tylko dlatego, że powiedzieli, że wkrótce kupią samochód! Jag står bara ut eftersom de sa att de snart ska skaffa en bil! Ik verdraag het alleen omdat ze zeiden dat ze binnenkort een auto gaan kopen! Jeg holder kun ud, fordi de sagde, at de snart vil købe en bil! Jeg holder bare ut fordi de sa at de snart skal kjøpe seg bil! Kestän tätä vain siksi, että he sanoivat ostavansa pian auton! Csak azért tűröm, mert azt mondták, hogy hamarosan vesznek egy autót! Îndur doar pentru că au spus că își vor lua în curând o mașină! Snáším to jen proto, že řekli, že si brzy pořídí auto! Kenčiu tik todėl, kad jie pasakė, jog netrukus nusipirks automobilį! Paciešu tikai tāpēc, ka viņi teica, ka drīz nopirks mašīnu! Trpim samo zato što su rekli da će uskoro kupiti auto!
I’m putting up with it only because they said they’ll get a car soon!
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Where’s my breakfast?
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News has just come in that The Mars Rover has discovered a member of the feline species while exploring.
Unfortunately, Curiosity killed the cat.
Edit: this is /u/Onetap1's joke, credit goes to him
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My kids cried when I told them I had put gingеr in the curry.
They loved that cat.
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*A joke my son told me* - What do you call it when a cat wins a dog show?
A Cat-Has-Trophey!
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Did you know they tested the Mars rover against animal attacks?
They had to switch to dogs because Curiosity killed the cat.
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I just found a dead body in the street
So I took it home and put it on the cat's pillow
See how she f**king likes it !
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Good news: cat found on mars
Bad news: curiosity killed the cat
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Wanted: £20,000 Reward for Schroedinger's Cat...
... Dead and Alive
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I was told by the vet that i had to put my cat down...
So i went home to it and said "You're fат and lazy."
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What's the difference between Mufasa and a house cat?
Mufasa couldn't land on all fours.
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Im questioning my vets qualifications after diagnosing my cat with gingervitis..
There isn't a single strand of red hair on her.
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Two friends are meeting in a bar
Friend1: My wife and I got a new pet.
Friend2: Cool, what is it? A cat? A dog?
Friend1: Neither. It is a skunk.
Friend2: Oh gosh. Isn't it smelling totally awful in your home?
Friend1: Well, the pet will have to get used to it.
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My cat got another bumpersticker.
Bite the hands that don't feed you.
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Today, a CAT fell on me.
Would've been funny, had I not been in a construction site.
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I wanted to watch the Dallas cowboys in the superbowl...
The cat said,
"Not without a VCR"
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I think my kitten has a tumor..
But I won’t know for sure until she has a cat scan
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I saw a missing kitten poster at the end of my street, responds to "Rasputin"
Now there was a cat who really was gone
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What do you call it when your doctor tells you to take your dead cat to a Taxidermist
A refurral.
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My dog loves to huмр my cat
He’s a real purrrrvert
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