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What do you get when you're driving down the road and throw a cat out the window?
Kitty litter.

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Grumpy cat is literally now
A dead meme.

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I just saw 'Captain Marvel'. I like how there were lots of subtle 1990's references.
Like how they made the cat with CGI from the 1990's.

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We get a rovot on the surface of an alien planet and the first thing we do is roll over an adorable fuzz ball. Its True.
Curiosity killed the cat.

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I'm a bit of a wizard when it comes to talking to animals.
I have a dog called woof. I asked him it's name, and it said woof. I have a cat called meow, because it said meow when I asked her name. And I have a parrot called Whatsyourname.

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You know what kind of jokes I hate? Cat jokes!
Just kitten.

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I heard that the cat with the worlds longest tail is 7 feet...
But I think that’s just a tall tail.

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A cat was looking at me funny...
It was staring meow-t.

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I can't watch Netflix with my cat...
Because she paws it.

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You know those weird cat-dog things in Undertale?...
I could never understand tem

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Why did Stevie Wonder run away from the black cat crossing the street under a ladder?
He was very Superstitious.

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I was so ugly and smelly as a kid
That when I played in the sandbox, the cat would try to bury me!

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What did Katy Perry name her cat?
Kitty Purry

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A cat and dog stand next to a broken case. Who did it?
The Russians.

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Why did the dog get stuck in the cat door?
He was a little husky

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A cat entered a barn
A cat entered a barn:
Meooow!
All the mice hid. The cat broke the silence again:
Woof, woof!
All the mice came out of hiding. The moral: It's always good to study a second language.

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A dog thinks, “Wow, the humans are bringing me food every day, they have me live in a nice house away from the cold, they take care of me… They must be gods…”
The cat thinks, “Wow, the humans are bringing me food every day, they have me live in a nice house away from the cold, they take care of me… I must be God!”

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What’s the difference between a semicolon and a cat?
One has a pause at the end of its clause, the other has claws at the end of its paws.

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I just gave my cat some 7UP.
Now he’s got 16 lives.

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