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Why did Stevie Wonder run away from the black cat crossing the street under a ladder?
He was very Superstitious.

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I was so ugly and smelly as a kid
That when I played in the sandbox, the cat would try to bury me!

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What did Katy Perry name her cat?
Kitty Purry

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A cat and dog stand next to a broken case. Who did it?
The Russians.

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Why did the dog get stuck in the cat door?
He was a little husky

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A cat entered a barn
A cat entered a barn:
Meooow!
All the mice hid. The cat broke the silence again:
Woof, woof!
All the mice came out of hiding. The moral: It's always good to study a second language.

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A dog thinks, “Wow, the humans are bringing me food every day, they have me live in a nice house away from the cold, they take care of me… They must be gods…”
The cat thinks, “Wow, the humans are bringing me food every day, they have me live in a nice house away from the cold, they take care of me… I must be God!”

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What’s the difference between a semicolon and a cat?
One has a pause at the end of its clause, the other has claws at the end of its paws.

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I just gave my cat some 7UP.
Now he’s got 16 lives.

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