Chemistry Jokes

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I would make a chemistry joke, but seems like all the chemists here...
... Argon.

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Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?
Because they never get a reaction.

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I tell bad chemistry jokes because the good ones
Argon

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I hate telling noble gas jokes there’s never a reaction.

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I was going to tell you a tasteless chemistry joke
But all the good ones argon

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My chemistry teacher asked me if I knew anything about sodium hypobromite.
I replied, "NaBrO"

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I once told a chemistry joke
There was no reaction

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The school counsellor told me that alcohol was never a solution.
I said that my chemistry teacher would disagree.

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Two guys walk into a chemistry themed restaurant
The first guy says “I’ll take an H2O”, second guy says “I’ll take an H2O too” and then he died.

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If you're ever having trouble with Chemistry, just remember...
Bleach is a solution

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How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?
They have a mole on their body.

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My roommate is a chemistry major, and plays the оrgаn..
One could say that he's an organic chemist.

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What is the best part about controversial chemistry jokes?
They always get a reaction.

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I was gonna make a joke about chemistry
But it wasn't really that funny

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What did the chemistry teacher say to his friend when they found a mineshaft?
BrAu

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I told someone a chemistry joke earlier today.
I can't remember what it was, but I got the reaction I was looking for.

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What did the dipole say to another?
"Have you got a moment?"
(Needs big chemistry knowledge to understand this one)

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A Cheemistry teacher asks her students what is the greatest invention of Chemistry
"Coffee" a student replies
"And why is that?" the teacher asks, a bit bewildered
"Because it allows me to survive your lessons"

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I was going to tell a really funny joke about Sodium hydride, but I'm really bad at Chemistry
So... NaCl

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Hey Andrew, do you know any good Chemistry jokes?
"Sodium, I Don't" said Andrew
The man replied, "Wait, did you just call me sodium?"
"No" Andrew said,
"I meant, "Na, I don't"

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