Chuck Norris Jokes

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Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag.
Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.

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Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear...
Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear

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Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.

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Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.

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Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.

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When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.

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ChuckNorris. Com.
Don't go there.
It's like the United States of Chuck Norris...
No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.

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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.

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Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.

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You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.

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2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world.
The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.

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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.

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Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like

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Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.

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Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.

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The burning bush that Моsеs spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!

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When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.

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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.

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Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.

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Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.

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