Urologe zum Patienten: „Ich werde Sie jetzt rektal untersuchen und möchte Sie darüber aufklären, dass es dabei meist zu einer spontanen Erektion kommt. Das ist völlig normal und nicht weiter... Un gars consulte un médecin pour des problèmes de prostate. Le médecin lui annonce qu’il va devoir lui faire un toucher rectal, et lui demande de baisser son pantalon et son slip. Puis, il lui... My doctor says it's common to get an erection during a prostate exam I never do, but he does. During my prostate exam, the doctor told me it was completely normal to get an erection. When I pointed out I didn't have one he said he wasn't talking about me. Доктор: Лекар към пациент: “Don’t worry, getting an еrестiоn at this stage of the process is perfectly typical,” my doctor advised as he prepared me for the colonoscopy exam procedure.“I don’t have an еrестiоn,” I explained.“No, but I have,” he said. 1 0 0
I’m not saying my Proctologist has the fattest index finger I’ve ever seen.But it’s definitely up there. 1 0 0
“Straight ahead for a little bit then there’s a sharp left, so take it slowly,” I said.“The screen is for my benefit Sir,” the Doctor said, “and this isn’t my first colonoscopy.” 1 0 0
Каква е разликата между сервитьор и проктолог? Проктолога се занимава само с един задник. Q: What's the difference between a proctologist and a bartender?A: The proctologist only handles one a**hole at a time. 0 0 0