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Two doctors, a psychiatrist and a proctologist, opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading:
“Dr Smith and Dr Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors.” The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to read, “Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.” This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council, they changed the sign to “Catatonics and High Colonics.” No, go.
Next, they tried “Manic Depressives and Аnаl Retentives.” Thumbs down again.
Then came “Minds and Behinds.” Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in “Lost Souls and Вuтт Holes.” Unacceptable again!
So they tried “Analysis and Аnаl Cysts.” Not a chance.
“Nuts and Butts?” No way.
“Freaks and Cheeks?” Still no go.
“Loons and Moons?” Forget it.
Almost at their wit’s end, the doctors finally came up with:
“Dr Smith and Dr Jones, Odds and Ends.”
Colonoscopy and proctologist jokes
Доктор: Лекар към пациент: Urologe zum Patienten: „Ich werde Sie jetzt rektal untersuchen und möchte Sie darüber aufklären, dass es dabei meist zu einer spontanen Erektion kommt. Das ist völlig normal und nicht weiter... Un gars consulte un médecin pour des problèmes de prostate. Le médecin lui annonce qu’il va devoir lui faire un  toucher rectal, et lui demande de baisser son pantalon et son slip. Puis, il lui... My doctor says it's common to get an erection during a prostate exam I never do, but he does. During my prostate exam, the doctor told me it was completely normal to get an erection. When I pointed out I didn't have one he said he wasn't talking about me.
Colonoscopy and proctologist jokes