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Why does NASA only serve Coke? Because they can’t get Seven-Up!

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How does you make a baby astronaut sleep? You rock-it

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How do you throw a space party? you planet

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Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break!

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Bob: Hey bud remember we’re going to space!
Carol: really? I forgot to planet.

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What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.

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Where would an astronaut park his spaceship? A parking meteor

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What did the neutrino say to the planet? – “Just passing through.”

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Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!

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Uranus floats around in space

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Why Couldn’t The Astronaut Put The Helmet On His Head?
Because He Didn’t Have Enough Space

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An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, “Give me some SPACE…”.
Are u getting the funnys

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What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX

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