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Първата снимка на Плутон с висока резолюция предизвика безпокойство: Првата фотографија на Плутон со висока резолуција предизвика загриженост: La primera foto de Plutón en alta resolución causa preocupación: Первая фотография Плутона в высоком разрешении вызвала беспокойство: Erstes hochauflösendes Foto von Pluto sorgt für Besorgnis: La première photo haute résolution de Pluton suscite l’inquiétude : Η πρώτη φωτογραφία υψηλής ανάλυσης του Πλούτωνα προκαλεί ανησυχία: La prima foto ad alta risoluzione di Plutone desta preoccupazione: Plüton’un ilk yüksek çözünürlüklü fotoğrafı endişe yarattı: Перше фото Плутона у високій роздільній здатності викликає занепокоєння: A primeira foto em alta resolução de Plutão causa preocupação: Pierwsze zdjęcie Plutona w wysokiej rozdzielczości budzi niepokój: Den första högupplösta bilden av Pluto väcker oro: Eerste hoge-resolutiefoto van Pluto baart zorgen: Det første foto i høj opløsning af Pluto vækker bekymring: Det første høyoppløselige bildet av Pluto vekker bekymring: Ensimmäinen tarkka kuva Plutosta herättää huolta: A Plútóról készült első nagy felbontású fénykép aggodalmat kelt: Prima fotografie de înaltă rezoluție a lui Pluto stârnește îngrijorare: První fotografie Pluta ve vysokém rozlišení vyvolává obavy: Pirmoji didelės raiškos Plutono nuotrauka kelia nerimą: Pirmā augstas izšķirtspējas Plutona fotogrāfija raisa bažas: Prva fotografija Plutona visoke rezolucije izaziva zabrinutost:
First high-resolution photo of Pluto causes concern:
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Сериозно?! Сериозно?! ¿En serio?! Да вы шутите?! Das darf doch niсhт wahr sein?! C’est pas possible?! Σοβαρά τώρα?! Sul serio?! Şaka mı yapıyorsun?! Та ви жартуєте?! Tá brincando comigo?! Chyba żartujesz?! Det är inte sant?! Dat meen je niet?! Det mener du ikke?! Det mener du ikke?! Et ole tosissasi?! Csak nem komolyan mondod?! Nu se poate să glumești?! To si děláte legraci?! Juokauji?! Tu joko?! Ne može biti ozbiljno?!
You’ve got to be kidding me?!
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NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots
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Why did the doctor check out earth?
He had a tummy quake
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A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite. And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to the they get orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted “Get him back in the ship!” to the Communications operator. “Chill out, he’ll be fine.” The Pilot assured him. “Get him the hеll out of there, that’s an order!” The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked “Now what?”
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NASA is. Big fат poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀
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I wanted to be an astronaut but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.
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What do astronauts eat off of…
A satellite dish
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Why was the astronaut 👩‍🚀 washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch 🚀🥪.
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What is an astronaut’s favorite part of a keyboard? The SPACE BAR!
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What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant:
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Where do astronauts 👩‍🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box.🚀📦
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Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a соw with them? In case they bypassed the milky way!
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What do astronauts 👩‍🚀 do when they’re on break?
They eat launch. 🚀🥪
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Astronaut's last words: ОМG guys, who farted? I have to open the window.
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We really should look into colonizing Mars and other planets or moons
If you look at the studies, 100% of deaths occur here on earth.
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This is Pluto! Pluto used to be the ninth planet of the solar system until 2006 when scientists removed it from the list and declared it а dwarf planet.  But Pluto continued orbiting the Sun as...
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What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.
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Where would an astronaut park his spaceship? A parking meteor
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What did the neutrino say to the planet? – “Just passing through.”
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Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!
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Uranus floats around in space
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Why Couldn’t The Astronaut Put The Helmet On His Head?
Because He Didn’t Have Enough Space
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An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, “Give me some SPACE…”.
Are u getting the funnys
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What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX
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Познайте от 3 пьти защо няма утре да сме на работа
Three guesses why we wont be coming into work tomorrow...
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Those astronauts who were stuck for 8 months watching Katy Perry kiss the ground after being in space for ten minutes
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All-female Origin crew forced to return to earth in under 11 minutes after being unable to find a parking space big enough.
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Call me an astronaut please, HAL. I’m sorry Katy, I’m afraid | can’t do that.
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