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If someone is hotter than you, then you are cooler than them. - Thermodynamics

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Breaking up is like physics ...
She keeps saying that I have no energy.
I keep telling her that I have potential.

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Wanna hear a physics pun?
If an aircraft always takes off at an angle, doesn't that make it an inclined plane?

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A Joke by my Physics Teacher
A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the roof of his building.
Just before the man jumps, the physicist yells:
"Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

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I had a female Physics teacher in my school.
One day, a guy asked her, "What is the unit of power?"
"That's watt", she said.

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A physics student was standing on top of a building, threatening to jump
I tried to talk him out of it, because he had so much potential.

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I keep asking my physics teacher
I keep asking my physics teacher "what is he unit for power?"
But he just keeps responding with "yes."

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One More For All The Philosophy Majors Out There
The Physics major asks: How does it work?
The Engineering major asks: How do you build it?
The Accounting major asks: How much will it cost?
The Philosophy major asks: Do you want fries with that?

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After years of studying, a physics student comes rushing into Einstein's office shouting...
"Professor, Professor, I think I finally understand your theory of Special Relativity!"
Einstein rolls his eyes
"It's about time!"

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I did terribly in my quantum physics class, but still got an "A"
And I also got an "F"
I'm not opening my report card.

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I thought of a great joke about physics
But it would probably Bohr most of you..

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Where do physics teachers go on vacation
Times square

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What did the physics teacher say to Luke Skywalker?
Use the mass times acceleration!

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Astronomy Instructor: In modern physics Black holes matter ,,,
Student shouts: All holes matter...!

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A student asked his physics instructor
"How can you tell which numbers are prime?"
Physics instructor:
"Oh that's easy! All odd numbers are prime."
Student:
"What about 9?"
Physics instructor:
"Oh that's just experimental error!"

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I asked my physics instructor what would happen if the universe hit Absolute Zero.
He told me that if the universe came to that point then we shouldn't worry, everything is going to be 0K.

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My physics teacher said that I'm going really bad at his class
This made me really sad and now I'm in a moment of refraction

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Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make up everything!

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This picture is made by a Russian artist. This is a picture of a smiling girl which can be seen only when your eyes are half closed.

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Officer, I'm telling you, speed is relative

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"Tell Schrödinger I survived"

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Three guesses why we wont be coming into work tomorrow...

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1672 Sir isaac newton invents homosexuality

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This is how the black hole eats space and time. Follow me for more "quantum physics for dummies" tips

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Why I hate physics The math is hard. I can't enjoy action movies anymore because the physics are wrong

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Why I hate physics The math is hard. I can't enjoy action movies anymore because the physics are wrong

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