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The other day, my Physics teacher said I had so much potential...
Then he pushed me out the window.
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A physics student asked her professor to describe what happened right before the Big Ваng...
.... But the professor couldn't, because there was no time.
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What did a physics teacher say to calm down a student who wanted to jump off the roof?
Don't do that, you have so much potential!
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A photon walks into a hotel and the bellman says "can I help you with your bags?" And the photon replies,
"No it's ok, I'm traveling light."
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A joke from my old physics professor..
How Long is a battleship. True or false?
False. How Long is a man from China.
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I got caught cheating on my physics exam. Furious, my professor said to me "I hope you understand the gravity of the situation".
But if I had known that, I wouldn't be in this situation in the first place.
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What's the most terrifying word in nuclear physics ?
Oops.
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My friend thinks the Canadian prime minister does not know quantum physics.
I know it's trudeau.
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Kobiety zaburzają nawet prawa fizyki. Im są cięższe, tym łatwiej je poderwać. Women defy the laws of physics... They are easier to pick up the heavier they get...
How do women defy the laws of physics?
The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!
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My physics teacher said i have potential
And then pushed me down the stairs
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Union VS. Intersection
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Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?
Because that's where students have the most potential.
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At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “Can you tell me what happened before The Big Ваng?”
The professor replied, “Sorry. No Time.”
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My physics teacher asked me if I understood the chapter on linear motion.
I said, “yeah it’s pretty straightforward.”
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Kobiety zaburzają nawet prawa fizyki. Im są cięższe, tym łatwiej je poderwać. How do women defy the laws of physics? The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!
Women defy the laws of physics...
They are easier to pick up the heavier they get...
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A physics teacher is about to jump off a high bridge
When a friend stops him saying, "Don't do it, you have so much potential."
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Did you hear about the physics student that committed suicide by jumping off a skyscraper?
What a shame. He had so much potential.
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My little girl told me today she doesn’t want to leave the house because she’s scared of terrorists. I told her it’s not the terrorists you should be scared of, it’s the highly destructive shockwaves produced by rapidly expanding explosive material.
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Black holes are where God divided by zero.
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Every Friday after work, a mathematician goes down to the Ice Cream Parlor, sits in the second-to-last seat, turns to the last seat, which is empty, and asks a girl, who isn't there, if he can buy her an ice cream cone.
The owner, who is used to the weird, local university types, always shrugs but keeps quiet. But when Valentine's Day arrives, and the mathematician makes a particularly heart wrenching plea into empty space, curiosity gets the better of him, and he says, "I apologize for my sтuрid questions, but surely you know there is never a woman sitting in that last stool, man. Why do you persist in talking to empty space?"
The mathematician replies, "Well, according to quantum physics, empty space is never truly empty. Virtual particles come into existence and vanish all the time. You never know when the proper wave function will collapse and a girl might suddenly appear there."
The owner raises his eyebrows. "Really? Interesting. But couldn't you just ask one of the girls who comes here every Friday if you could buy HER a cone? You never know... she might say yes."
The mathematician laughs. "Yeah, right. How likely is THAT to happen?"
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