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Bob: Hey bud remember we’re going to space!
Carol: really? I forgot to planet.

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Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break!

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How do you throw a space party? you planet

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How does you make a baby astronaut sleep? You rock-it

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto

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Why does NASA only serve Coke? Because they can’t get Seven-Up!

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Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.

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What’s a aliens favorite computer key?
The space bar!

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Why is a moon rock tastier than an earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.

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When do astronauts eat?
At launch time!

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Everyone: What does NASA mean ?
NASA’s response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean ?
Arinator’s response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.

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What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency

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Why can’t you tell anyone about space? Because its too out of this world!

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What is an alien’s favourite chocolate?
A mars bar

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Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.

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What song does Saturn sing ?
'if you like it then you should have put a ring on it ’

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Why is he moon always hungry?
It is almost never full

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How many orphans does it take to “test drive” a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.

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What music do Astronauts Listen to?
Nep-Tunes

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Yo forehead so big NASA thought it was mars

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