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Dad: Son it's time for the sеx talk
Son: But dad...
Dad: No butts...
Dad: That is all.

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Have you heard that popular joke about sidewalks?
I’m telling you, that thing’s all over town!

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What’s the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his ваlls.

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“I’m not sure why my girlfriend’s father doesn’t like me.”
“What was your first impression on him?”
“I told him, she calls me daddy too.”

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Your at your girlfriends house for a family dinner. Your GF says,
" Daddy please pass me the salt." when you and her father begin to reach for the salt.

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This boy heard from a friend that if you tell an adult “I know the whole truth” they will be all weird so he went home and told his mom “I know the whole truth” and she gave him 20$ and said to keep quiet. Pleased when his dad got home he said “I know the whole truth” and his dad gave him 40$ an said don’t tell mom. really pleased he met the mailman the next day and said “I know the whole truth” then the mailman got down on his knee opened his arms and said come to daddy.

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That awkward moment when your dad tells you that you’re not really drunк as long as you can pronounce your name backwards and you remind yourself that his name is Bob.

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What is yellow and kills you if you get it in the eyes?
A school bus.

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That awkward moment when you borrow your dad’s electric beard trimmer, disappear in the bathroom for 40 minutes and your dad wonders what you were doing there because your beard looks just like it did before…

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It always takes two to create trouble in a marriage.
The wife and the mother-in-law.

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I sometimes feel like the 5th wheel in my family.
Which, of course, is the steering wheel.

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A waiter came to me in Pizza Hut yesterday and said, “I see you have an empty glass there. Would you like another?”
I don’t know what’s wrong with people. What would I do with two empty glasses?!

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Why has no skeleton ever jumped from a really tall building?
They ain’t got the ваlls.

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Why don’t fish play basketball?
They have issues with the net.

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I love vegan food! It makes an excellent side dish to any meat!

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What does a traffic warden do when he wins a million dollars in the lottery?
He buys himself a crossing and becomes self-employed.

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What is white, stands in front of the stairs, and can’t go up?
A washing machine.

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Thomas says to John:
“You know, it’s a good thing we aren’t Mexicans.”
John is puzzled:
“What? Why?”
Thomas explains:
“Because we don’t know a word of Spanish.”

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What tea is it not a good idea to drink?
Tnt.

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