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Me and my wife of over 10 years have a Love life that's just like 50 shades,
..... Fictional .

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Wow, you have a lot of baggage. Do you need to unload on me?

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I always stop to help stranded vehicles cause I'm a gentlemen... Plus I've seen enough роrn to know the possibilities.

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Do I get a little jealous when my single friends come to me with wild stories about exotic nights with strippers? Sure, but at the same time look at all these model ships I've been able to build.

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My friends all got really into that show 'The Deadliest Catch.' But I never watched it 'cause I always just assumed it was about AIDS. It's about сrавs. Don't tune in looking for that 'Big AIDS Hour.'

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Teacher: Guess what?
Class: WHAT?!
Teacher: I'm going to have a baby!
Class: How?!
Kid: She had SЕX!
Class:What's that?
Kid: Where the doorknob goes into the рussy cat.
Class: Oooh.
Teacher: That's enough!

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No man who has the option to spend his weekends down in a border town whоrеhоusе getting his a**hole tickled is instead going to choose... to lock himself in a laboratory in order to design the ultimate clock.

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A рussy had a sad life. Her hair was tangled,her neighbor was a diск,and every so often,a drop of blood will come out of here mouth.

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A man and his wife were on their honeymoon. The husband took off his pants and handed them to his wife.
"See if they fit."
"They don't."
"Now you see who will wear the pants in this house." She thought a little while, and took off her раnтiеs and asked him to try them on.
"I can't get into these."
"And you won't, either, with that attitude."

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What do you call someone who sleeps with old people?
An OAP-daphile.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suск me off, and I will suск you, touch me right there, touch him to, it's not a black person, its a dirтy Jew.

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My genitalia fell off, can I borrow yours?

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A husband said to his wife, "I will take a photo of your вrеаsтs and frame it ."
The wife said to her husband, "I will take a photo of your реnis and enlarge it."

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What's long and hard and has "сuм" in it?
*Cu[сuм]ber (bet you thought of something else)

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Conner: hey Pimpdaddybear!
Pimp: yes?
*the man pulls down his pants* Conner: look at my sniреr!
Pimp: PFF thats a BB gun, mine is a 50-Cal

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Always wear high heels, it makes it easier to look down on him.

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Me:Santa do you have 3 daughters?
Santa: Yes I do. Me:I guess there names are holly, jolly, frolly?
Santa: No there names are hо hо ho
Kickass if you get it

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Why is it ok for a smoker to take a 5 minute break at work to enjoy themselves but when I get caught in the toilets beating my meat I get fired?

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There was two little boys playing down by the river. All of a sudden one boy ran up the river and peeked through the bushes. the other followed and peered with his friend. they were looking at a nакеd lady washing in the river. The boy that followed started running and his friend came after him and asked" where are you going?" the one boy that first ran said" my mom told me if i ever see a nакеd lady i will turn to stone. i felt something hard so i started running!"

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A lady goes to the store and got shot three times. Nthe lady was still alive and she was going to have kids. When the kids were born ( 1 boy and 2 girls) one bullet was inside each kid. When the kids got older, the first girl says mom! The weirdest thing happened to me today! The mom say what? The girl says i pooped a bullet! Mom told her why. The second girl says mom guess what! The mom says you pooped a bullet. The girl says yes and mom told her why. The boy says mom guess what! Mom says you pooped a bullet. The boy says no i was playing with my diск and i shot the dog!!!!

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