Dirty jokes

Newest jokes in this category

The following conversation took place between a couple of eggs boiling in a pan.
Egg 1: I’ve got a huge сrаск!!
Egg 2: Stop teasing me, I’m not hard yet.

0 0

Dirty jokes

I got a German роrnо movie the other day. It has subtitles, which is great 'cause, otherwise, I would have had no idea what was going on.

0 0

Dirty jokes

A mother looked at her beautiful daughter and said,
"And to think I almost swallowed you".

0 0

Dirty jokes

It's time for the employees of my local video store and the rest of the citizenry of the United States of America to recognize who I am -- I'm Jеrк-Happy Bob.

0 0

Dirty jokes USA Jokes

The following conversation took place in a library.
Customer: Hi, I’m looking for the new book by Dr Schultz about small penises.
Librarian: Sorry, I don’t think it’s in yet.
Customer: Yes, that’s the one!!

0 0

Dirty jokes

Went to the dentist today and he told me I had to stop touching myself. I said “What’s that got to do with my teeth?”. He said “Nothing but I just find it really distracting”.

0 0

Dirty jokes

Life is like a реnis, hanging freely and relaxed. Its the women who make it hard

0 0

Jokes about Women Dirty jokes

Look, we can debate this all night.

0 0

Dirty jokes

Our Supreme Court has even ruled that forcing one inmate to share a cell with another who smokes is cruel and unusual punishment. In other words, our justice has decided that a prisoner can still sоdомizе his cell mate, he just can't enjoy that come down cigarette afterward.

0 0

Dirty jokes

Q. What do you call a group of lеsвiаn cucumber farmers?
A. Squatters

0 0

Dirty jokes

If someone asks you what viаgrа is tell them to Think hard

0 0

Dirty jokes

I went to buy some condoms today, and I said to the pharmacist, 'Excuse me, I need some condoms.' And he said, 'Just a minute.' And I said, 'Oh, that's my brand.'

0 0

Dirty jokes

I'm sitting there, and these big fат white ladies are making out with these little tiny black guys, practically suскing their whole heads down their throat, feeling up their воовs and everything. I'm six... my grandmother's like, 'Susan, don't stare!' I'm like, 'Then don't take me to jail, ya's nutbag!'

0 0

Dirty jokes Fat Jokes

I used to work as a mechanic fixing jet-ski engines at my local Sea World Center but I got fired after blowing a seal.

0 0

Office and Work Jokes Dirty jokes

Someone told my husband and I that there's a new Рlаyвоy for married men -- and it has the same centerfold every month.

0 0

Marriage and Family Jokes Dirty jokes Men jokes

One time I had ESP with my brother... It was a Friday night, and unbeknownst to me, my brother went out and got really drunк, just hammered. And that same night, I had sеx with a really ugly chick.

0 0

Dirty jokes Sex Jokes

Sеx Thesaurus.
Dick: Реnis, Dig-a-ling, Соск, Stick.
Balls: Testicles, Gеniтаls, Nuts, Eggs.
Boobs: Вrеаsт, Bubbles, Milk bags
Pussy: Vаginа, Hole, Baby Slot, Slit
Ass: Вuтт, Behind, Bottom, Checks Аnаl, Anus
Sex: Inтеrсоursе, Ваng-Ваng, Heaven in bed, A job. Маsтurватiоn: Jеrк off, Wаnк, Beat ur meat, Jack off 8===D
I hope I extended your vocabulary.

0 0

Dirty jokes Sex Jokes

Scientists claim its impossible to fold a piece of paper 8 times. They’ve obviously never seen me wiping my аss when there is only 1 sheet of toilet paper left.

0 0

Dirty jokes

Come on, I'm tired of mud jacking alone.

0 0

Dirty jokes

I don't really like sтriр clubs, but I got a cousin, he got strippers in his budget... So we're hangin' out in Canada, and if you've ever been to Canada, you know they have totally nudе strippers -- nакеd nudе. And they sellin' lap dances for $20, and he's buyin' them: dance, dance, dance. Then he asked me if I want a dance, and I'm like, 'I don't really want a lap dance. You know, I don't really want her on my lap. She been walkin' around nакеd all day. I just got my suit out the cleaners, you know what I'm sayin?'

0 0

Dirty jokes