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We all know that men and women think differently. I know when I'm having sеx with a woman, she's thinking about love and marriage and romance, and I'm thinking, 'A hundred bucks? I can't afford this.'

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Q. Why is the реnis the saddest part of the human body?
A. Because its hair is a mess, its best friend is a рussy and its next door neighbor is an аsshоlе.

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My friend: you where a mistake your parents didn't want a kid like you!
Me: well at least I wasn't born on a interstate where accidents happen!!!!!
Other friends: OHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIT!

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There are some nights, when it comes to sеx, I'm like one of those goldfish you used to win as a party favor.... Sure, I'll twitch around for a couple minutes, but before you know it, I'm flat on my back.

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A blind woman told me I had a big реnis yesterday. I think she was pulling my leg.

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Let it go! Let it Go! I can't hold it back any more!
Let it go! Let it go!
Ok fine here it comes.

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Why not change every Big Red Button for a pair of воовs ? As every man will press it anyway .

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I need to investigate your hot junction.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bath tub?
A washing machine

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Guy- I have a bonner for you. Girl- I know your c***k can't handle the pressure.
Guy- Ya, it needs to go in mouth.
Girl- Defintely not mine. Guy- Yes, yours baby. Girl- I was warned not to put any small objects in mouth... You know they have choking harzards.

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A girl only has one heart so playing around with it is wrong, play with her воовs instead, she’s got two of them.

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Just been kicked out of University for jerking off.
I should have listened more carefully when I was asked me to join the Mass Debate Club.

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Me and my wife of over 10 years have a Love life that's just like 50 shades,
..... Fictional .

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Wow, you have a lot of baggage. Do you need to unload on me?

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I always stop to help stranded vehicles cause I'm a gentlemen... Plus I've seen enough роrn to know the possibilities.

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Do I get a little jealous when my single friends come to me with wild stories about exotic nights with strippers? Sure, but at the same time look at all these model ships I've been able to build.

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My friends all got really into that show 'The Deadliest Catch.' But I never watched it 'cause I always just assumed it was about AIDS. It's about сrавs. Don't tune in looking for that 'Big AIDS Hour.'

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Teacher: Guess what?
Class: WHAT?!
Teacher: I'm going to have a baby!
Class: How?!
Kid: She had SЕX!
Class:What's that?
Kid: Where the doorknob goes into the рussy cat.
Class: Oooh.
Teacher: That's enough!

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No man who has the option to spend his weekends down in a border town whоrеhоusе getting his a**hole tickled is instead going to choose... to lock himself in a laboratory in order to design the ultimate clock.

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A рussy had a sad life. Her hair was tangled,her neighbor was a diск,and every so often,a drop of blood will come out of here mouth.

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