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Why was the gаy guy gаy?
Because he couldn't think straight.

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A priest lost his rooster and he comes to church and says anyone here see a соск? All the women raise their hands. "I'm not talking about that kind", he says. Then he says,
"Anyone here have a соск?" All the men raise their hands he says,
"Again, I'm not talking about that kind!" Then he says,
"Anyone in here see my соск?" All the kids then raise their hands.

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When my girlfriend said she wanted to have sеx I was really excited until I heard her singing in the shower, "I'm gonna put my diск in my boyfriends mouth."

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Every man in here knows the average vаginа only stays ready for 30 minutes. After a while, you're not making love, you're making a campfire.

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I've got a state-of-the-art nail gun.

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Being paranoid will save your life -- 'cause that's the difference between hooking up with the first thing you see, or saying, 'Hey, that may not be a beauty mark on your lip. And, if it is, it looks like you've got another one coming in.'

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So this man had a small реnis and he found this really hot girl, they liked each other very much but he didn't want her to know he had a small реnis.
For the past two years, they have sеx in the dark but one night she wanted to do it with the light on and she turned it on and saw the dildо.
Wife: explain the dildо!!
Husband: explain the kids!!

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African: 8======D
European: 8===D
Chinese: 8D

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I only have three requirements when it comes to girls. Ready? One: are you a girl? Have you always been a girl? And, if not, can you keep a secret?

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My brother hates gаy people -- hates us. 'We should take all you gаys and stick you on an island.'
'Well they have, Frank. We call it Manhattan.'

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Don't you ever get so frustrated you say "fuск everyone"
Well the only thing you're going to get out of that is
Aids

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When it comes to sеx, I like to refer to my wife as Circuit City because she has no interest until January of next year.

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I called my dog kiera knightley, so i can say i had sеx with her last night.

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What did the storm troopers girlfriend say after sеx?.........
"You missed."

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Q. Why is life like sеx?
A. Because you get out what you put in.

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Boy: What does the fox say?
Girl: Go-go-go-go fuск yourself, in the-in the f*cking corner
And leave me the fuск alone. That's what the fox say! -_-

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Kristi: Lauren is such a sluт!
Mom: Don't call your sister a slut
Kristi: What I mean is she rarely sleeps in her own bed!

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I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you.

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I'm so gаy, I could put a lisp in the word 'сrаскеr.'

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If this gets 300 kicks votes then i will put a dildо on my teachers desk

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