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Tia and Luke bought a new Computer. They try to figure out a new password. Luke had a great idea. He typed down 'Mypenis'. Tia was on the ground laughing because on the screen it said 'ERROR NOT LONG ENOUGH'

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Man, it's hot. I'm sweating like R. Kelly at a Girl Scout meeting.

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Just saw the little boy next door licking whip cream off the cat. Pretty sure he heard something he shouldn't have.

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I live in a hutch filled with vibrating cedar chips

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I’ve always been a late developer. I stopped breastfeeding at 6… how was your day?

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Click kickass if you hate Papaya!!!!

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Pauly Shore gets better аss than our president.

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Walk up to somebody and say "Have you seen malong? Malong diск!

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I got arrested yesterday for rаре and manslaughter because I ripped her рussy apart

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What two words clear out a men's bathroom quicker than anything else?
Nice dick

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Kickass 30 times i will go around huмрing people.

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Don’t you just hate it when you sleep with a girl and she forgets who you are and keeps screaming another guys name. Who the hеll is “Rayp” and what country does this name come from?

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A wife's looking in the bedroom mirror nакеd and says to her husband "you know? I wish I had вiggеr Тiтs the husband quickly replies "right what you need to do is each day is get a piece of toilet paper put it in between you're Тiтs and rub up and down every day" the wife asks "will that really work" and he replies "well it worked for you're аrsе"

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It would be a lot easier to be a hard worker if my boss didn’t keep blocking роrn websites.

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My mom's a sеx therapist. On Take Your Daughter to Work Day, I hooked up with two guys.

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I had sеx with a Japanese man once. It was great. He made me origami three times.

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When I was younger I used to think I was gаy but then I found out that playing with yourself doesn’t count.

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Once that baby hits, you go from being lovers to teammates. It's like, 'Feed her. Pass her. Burp her. Pass her. Clean her. Pass her. Diaper. Pass her.' At the end of the night, we're too tired for sеx. We just fall into bed and high five:
'Way to burp her.'
'Nice wipe.'

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I'm in London -- I'm in Piccadilly Circus -- and I feel this guy grab my knapsack. I turn around, and he's like, 'Oop! You caught me. I'm a pickpocket. Can I buy you a drink?' So, I had sеx with him.

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New condoms that change colour when they come in contact with STDs sound brilliant, All except for the part that it's likely that people with STDs don't use condoms.

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