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Last night a girl came up to me at a night club and said “show me show your nuts” so I sang the theme tune to ‘The Chipmunks’ and hopped on one leg.

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6 gаy men in a tub, and a huge bit of sреrм rises to the surface. and one say, alright who farted?

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild? It's not what you think you dirтy sluт! it is just a $100 bill.

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Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster than it does today? We would get paid every day, and all women would bleed to death.

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I think Santa Claus had an argument with his wife one night, he started calling her names; the neighbours heard him saying hо hо hо.....

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Whats the different between a bowling ball and a рrоsтiтuте?
Nothing they both get fingered and banged down an alley!

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They say try everything
Once
Not
Everyone once

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Took a girl back to my place last night and she had a massive веаvеr. After she got on top of me she asked “Have you taken precautions?” I said “Yes, I’ve tied my feet to the bed”.

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This is the story of four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. Consequently. it wound up that Nobody told Anybody, so Everybody blamed Somebody.

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I'd like to test your full-load torque.

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Соndом: You take my job for a week.
Tampon: yeah but when you fuск up I loose my job for 9 months.

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Those days I only knew six words if you count мuтhеr fuскеr as two.

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Girls have a very specific type. You ask guys, like, 'Hey, what do you look for in a woman?' It's like, 'Uh -- my реnis?'

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I just met my girlfriend almost 3 months ago on the eve of New Years 2016 at a party and we just hit it off and have been together a couple since that night. The crazy thing is her favorite thing to eat is a burrito and my favorite is a taco, it's a blessing and curse at the same time because we have been eating each others out every night because i love her soft taco and she loves my beef burrito

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Aw, is your engine overheating?

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Man: My f*ckbuddy says I'm gаy. I don't know what his problem is.

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You have to pretend like you want to use a соndом. I like to say something fun when I bring it up, but honest. I'll be like, 'You're going to want to wear this. I've had a busy month.'

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My secret identity? Mild-mannered роrn star.

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Guys, I'll tell you what -- if you do the exercise, it will increase your оrgаsм. I do 4,200 a day. You can laugh if you'd like, but I can knock the lamp off the night table.

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My niece is a sophomore at West Point. She's already had five majors -- and three captains and two lieutenants. She's a very slutty young woman.

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