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I wonder if people with foot fetishes consider athletes foot an STD?

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Can you fight the power... in my pants?

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I know it doesn't look like a lot to you ladies, but believe me, we do a lot of сrар for that: fight wars, build bridges, pay cover....

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Yo hо, Но! And a bottle of ruм? Yar!

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A man goes to the toilet. Another man rushes into the same cubicle sits on the guys knee and starts crapping everywhere.
The guy looks and sees the guy sat on the toilet and says:
"Oh I am ever so sorry about that I didn't see you."
The guy sat on the toilet says:
"Don't worry. I pulled your trousers up before you could сrар on me."

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Toaster: I want you inside me.
Toast: That's Hot.

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What happens when batman sees catwoman? The dark knight rises

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Some men think that they can convert gаy women, make them straight. I couldn't do that. I could make a straight woman gаy, though. I got that going for me.

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Many fishermen call themselves master fishermen. What should a fisherman not be known for being masters of?
Fishermen can call themselves masters of tying, lining, and hooking, but never baiting. Master baiters are looked down upon.

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Got a really nasty injury today from a mouse trap I didn’t see. That’s the last time I ever do push-ups in the nudе.

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Boy: MOM MOM MOM!!! I sold my soul for aids
Mom: Boy what is wrong with you??
Boy:....... I got aids

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Slept like a baby last night. I kept waking up every few hours to suск on some тiттiеs.

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A recent scientific study has found pregnant women who use vibrators are 90% more likely to have a child who stutters.

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What is better than a cold Bud? A warm bush.

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What is a gаy person's favorite desert on a hot day? Аss cream cones.

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I just went through a break up, actually. I'm not worried about meeting someone else or being lonely. I'm just worried about all the pictures. But my mom always told me, you know, ever since I was a little girl, 'Never put your face in them.'

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Actually, a couple of weeks ago, I failed to perform sexually. I'm not going to go into detail, but suffice it to say, I 'arrived early.' And my girlfriend said, 'Don't worry, that' happens to a lot of guys.' I said, 'There's two things the matter with that. Firstly, who are these "a lot of guys," and secondly, if it's happening to more than one of us, don't you think it could be your fault?'

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All those curves, and me with no brakes.

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Asda have now recalled their Jimmy Saville advent calendars due to a fault. The flарs don’t open past 16.

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What is the hottest part of the sun..
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