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Boyfriend: Are you a virgin?
Girlfriend: Yeah!
Boyfriend: You sure?
Girlfriend: Of course
......... Moments later............
Boyfriend: I can't decide the username for our email
Girlfriend: I know... hmm... she types "my рussy" and the boys flips out because of the results saying "too many users"
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What are you talking about 'not getting yours'? How about earlier that night when you ate and drank for free, you got yours.
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Boy: Baby you thirsty?? :
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Girl:ya
Boy:okay...... Zip
Girl:mmmmmm
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I was just talking to my grandma and she said that she regrets not learning how to drive, here's what she said "I regret not riding a bike because now I'm stuck with riding a 2 inch rust bucket." and she looked at my grandad. I was like What the actual f*ck!
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I'll vote for the first person that just admits to anything. First person they walk up to and go, 'Excuse me, did you sleep with that woman?'
'Yeah! What's up, baby? How you doing, girl? Yeah, I slept with -- I'll sleep with her again! What's up, baby? What -- did I ever do drugs? Yeah, I did some drugs. Once? Sh*t, I don't know how many times I did drugs. Oh, I know I was doing her when I was doing the drugs.'
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Q. Why is a pair of trousers with the pockets cut out the best present you can give a teenage boy?
A. Because it’s something to wear and something to play with at the same time.
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Presumably at some point in the flight, she turned to him and said, 'My ears are popping. Have you got any hard candy?' And he said, 'No, no, I haven't, but I've got an idea.'
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Q. What does a kfc box and a girl have in common?
A. After you eat them all out all you got is a greasy box to put your воnе in.
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An Eskimo man awoke one day with the urge to go hunting for seal. After he had prepared his gear for his journey, he set out over the frozen ice to his favorite hunting spot.
About halfway there, his snowmobile started to run badly and make grinding noises. So the hunter decided to turn around and head back to his village. And, in fact, just as he pulled up to the local mechanic, his snowmobile died.
He went inside and spoke with the mechanic, who agreed to take a look and see what the problem was. The mechanic followed the Eskimo outside to the snowmobile, raised the hood and began to examine the engine.
After a few minutes, the mechanic looked up at the hunter and said, “I think that you've blown a seal.” No,” answered the hunter, “those are just icicles on my mustache.”
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If your legs were a restaurant, I'd be eatin out tonight.
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I'd love to get my hands on your termite mounds.
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My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky
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What did the gаy dentist say to the gаy patient?
Open wide!
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Can I drop my anchor in your lagoon? Yar!
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Girl, are you a bowling ball? Because I want to finger you, throw you around and get you to come back for more.
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Just had a message from that girlfriend that she’s had a beautiful little girl weighing 7lbs 3oz. Coincidentally that’s the same size as my c*ck.
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I bet you're metric kilotons of fun.
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Ladies, if a guy ever tells you he wants to cover you from head to toe in honey and liск it off inch by inch, that's a man who's never done it before.
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There was a man who couldn't talk properly and had a few issues in his head. One day he decided to go and by a bun for his lunch so he went to the bakery and said "I need a вuм, a вuм for lunch." so he got a bun and went to a hardware store to get a bucket "I need a f*cket, a f*cket to hold some water." The man then decide to go to the pet shop to by a cocker spaniel dog he said "i want a cocknstrokeit, a cocknstrokeit dog." As he was messed in the head he decided not to give it a name. When he was walking home with his cocknstrokeit, his f*cket and his вuм, his dog ran away and he said to the guy next to him, "Hold my вuм and f*cket, while i grab my cocknstrokeit.
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When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
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