Dirty jokes

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Аnаl sеx is a lot like Brussels sprouts - if you’re forced to have it as a child you won’t enjoy it as an adult.

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There are 27 bones in your hand. 28, when I'm lonely

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We said discreet packaging, we never said anything about the delivery truck

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THIS TENT LOOKS LIKE IT'S "35 AND READY TO SETTLE DOWN"

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You haven't lived until you've tried me nans chocolate sponge cake

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My wife as left me after i blew all our savings on a реnis extension,she's left me a note saying,"She can't take it any longer!!

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Joe woke up one morning with an enormous еrестiоn,
but his wife was already up & preparing breakfast in the kitchen.
Joe was afraid he might spoil things by getting up,
so he grabbed his cell phone and sent a text to his wife:
“The tent pole is up,
the canvas is spread.
The hеll with breakfast,
come back to bed.”
The wife answered the text:
“Take the tent pole down,
put the canvas away.
The monkeys exhausted.
No circus today.”
So he sent another text:
“The tent poles still up
and the canvas still spread,
so drop what you’re doing
and get in this bed.”
To which she sent a text back:
“I know that your poles
the best in the land,
but I’m busy right now,
so do it by hand!!..

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A hаndjов a day keeps the doctor away!

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If you're having a shit day, remember that at least you didn't go on bbc news With your dildo on your bookcase...

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The wife said to me last night...
"If vou turn the bedside lamp off I'll take it up the аss!"
In hindsight maybe I should have waited for the bulb to cool down first...?

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F_CK.
All I need, is U

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I didn't believe it when they said "we already had 8 inches of snow" had to check for myself.

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- You had sеx?!
- Ask your sister
- I don't have one
- You will, in nine months

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That doesn't concern you, just keep scrolling

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All those who proclaim that dog is man's best friend, have evidently not played with a рussy?

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If you force sеx on a рrоsтiтuте is it rаре or shoplifting?

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Dirty jokes Sex Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Girl:
"Hey, what's up?"
Boy:
"If I tell you, will you sit on it?"

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Teacher: Can you use harassment in a sentence?
Student: Her mouth said no but her аss meant YES.

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Some one asked me how people view lеsвiаns in my country. Apparently 'Usually in HD' wasn't the answer they were looking for.

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That awkward moment when a rарisт picks up a hitchhiking serial killer.
Killer:
"Turn down that dark road down there."
Rapist:
"I was planning on it..."

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