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I had my pet duck drug tested this morning...
Turns out he’s been doing quack this whole time!

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Did you hear the one about the injured water fowl?
It's really a lame duck joke.

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Why didn't the duck ask his date out to dinner again?
She wouldn't touch the bill on the first date.

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What did Mickey Mouse say to Trump when Goofy threw a shoe at him?
Donald duck !!!

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What did Donald Duck become after losing his tv show?
A quack dealer.

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What do you get when you drown the third wheel in a duck trio?
A sad paradox.

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What did the duck say to the cheese grader.
Nothing ducks can't talk

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What would happen if Donald Trump was about to be assassinated?
Secret Service would shout "Donald, Duck!"

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Having a duck оrgy at my house...
If anyone wants to come on down.

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