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I had a job where I had to put shredded cheese back together
It was the most degrating job I've ever had.

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Did you hear about the cheese truck that crashed?
The street was littered with de brie

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Sweet dreams are made of cheese...
Who am I to diss a brie?

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Cheese shop exploded
Thankfully I was only hit by da brie

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Massive explosion at a French cheese factory, first responders say cause is still unknown.
All that was left was de brie.

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Why don't old men eat out their old wives?
Have you ever tried to pull apart a grilled cheese?

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I walked up to the register at the ball park with a question.
If it’s NAH- CHO cheese, then whose is it?

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What is a Princess with a yeast infection called in France?
A royal with cheese

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What’s the difference between cheese and girls?
Cheese becomes better with age

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Cheese has magical properties for the lactose intolerant, we turn into Oscar Pistorious...
... and run to the bathroom in the middle of the night.

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What are the similarities between vegan cheese and female celebrity?
They’re both full of plastic.

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What does the cross between a narcissist and cheese say?
I am the GRATEST!!

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My friend dropped his favorite corn chip into a vat of melted cheese.
"Aw, man," I sympathized, "It's just nacho day."

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A black slаvе escaped with a wheel of cheese.
The owner was being interviewed by southern law enforcement where he asked:
"Will you be able to find him?" Which the officer replied: Can't say but one things for sure, he Nacho Nеgrо.

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President Erdogan has won Turkish cheese maker of the year.
He excels at getting the curds out of the whey.

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I had my first interview for a cheese company
I think it went grate

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Did you guys see the new Apple computer reveal?
It’s the most expensive Mac and cheese you can ever get.

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What is Adam Sаndlеr's favorite cheese?
GOO! da

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What's pārmēsān?
Macrony cheese

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Did you hear about the shop that just opened in India that sells fresh meat and cheese?
It's a new deli.

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I can't believe exterminators get money from killing rats.
I killed a rat once and got a lifetime ban from Chuck-E-Cheese's.

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[OC] How do you know if someone's kicked a cheese too hard?
They lactose.

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What is an Astronaught's favourite cheese?
Mars-capone.

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Big explosion down at the Cheese factory today...
I guess it completely leveled the place, All that was left was Da Brie.

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Uh, hi. Yeah, I'll have a six-inch Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki on Honey Oat, please. No, thanks, no double meat or cheese. Yeah, lettuce, tomato, cucumber, banana peppers, and..."
*checks phone* Oh, shoot. Wrong sub.

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If I had to pick a food as a sophisticated best friend, it'd be cheese cuz cheese is so cultured.
Original joke. I'm sure if it's funny though..

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