I Walked into the kitchen this morning and the wife was at the cooker making breakfast. She turned round and said "Make love to me here and now!" Never one to turn a good offer down, I gave it my best shot. Afterwards she returned to the cooker. With a smug smile on my face I asked "What all that was about?" She replied "The egg timer is broken"!!! 1 0 0 Egg jokes
За тези, които живеят в града и никога не са виждали кравешко яйце Per tutti quelli che vivono in città e non hanno mai visto uova di mucca: Nu kan jeg jo зе at mange, her i gruppen, er byboere som ikke har det store kendskab til landbrug. Derfor viser jeg lige to koæg for at vise hvor jeres bøffer kommer fra. 1 0 0 Animal Jokes Cow jokes Farmer Jokes Egg jokes
