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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she goes to a stadium, she sits next to everybody.

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Yo' mama so fат, that when she wears a yellow rain jacket, people think she's a taxi cab.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."

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Yo' mama so fат, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!

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Yo mama's so fат she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she shaves with a lawnmower.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she wears a watch on each arm - one for each time zone she's in.

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The Lord Giveth...
When the Lord gave out brains, I thought he said trains and I missed mine! When he gave out looks, I thought he said books, and I didn't want any! When he gave out noses, I thought he said Four Roses, and I ordered a big one! When he gave out legs, I thought he said kegs, and I ordered two fат ones! When he gave out ears, I thought he said beers, and I ordered two long ones! When the Lord gave out chins, I thought he said gins, and I said 'Give me a double' Oh Lord! I'm a mess!

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Q: What do you call a blonde who eats too much?
A: Fат.

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Q: How do you make five pounds of fат look good to a man?
A: Put a niррlе on it.

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Three blondes die and go to St. Peter. He says, "I have one question, and if you get it right, I will let you into Heaven."
He asks the first blonde, "What is Easter?"
She answers, "That's the time of the year when our whole family gets together and we eat turkey."
St. Peter says to the next blonde, "What is Easter?"
She answers, "That's the time of year when the fат jolly guy comes down the chimney and our family gets together to open presents."
St. Peter asks the third blonde, "What is Easter?"
She says, "That's when Сhrisт died and they put him in a tomb behind a rock."
"That's right!" exclaims St. Peter.
"Then, once a year," continues the third blonde, "we roll the stone away and he comes out, and if he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of winter."

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You'll be so fат after Thanksgiving you'll get turned on reading a cook book.

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You'll be so fат after Thanksgiving you'll put mayonnaise on aspirin.

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You'll be so fат after Thanksgiving next time you go to a restaurant, instead of a menu, you'll get an estimate.

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You'll be so fат after Thanksgiving you'll have to iron your pants on the driveway.

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You'll be so fат after Thanksgiving, the highway department will make you wear an "Oversize Load" sign every time you take a walk.

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You'll be so fат after Thanksgiving your next Facebook profile pic will have to be an aerial shot.

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You'll be so fат after Thanksgiving next time you wear leather pants to a party, people will sit on your воотy thinking it's a couch.

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You'll be so fат after Thanksgiving you'll need license plates for your shoes.

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Yo mama so fат it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.

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