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Adam and Eve must have lived in the soviet union.
They had no clothes, no roof over their heads, the only food they had was an apple and the management was constantly telling them they were in paradise.

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Japan worked well for my weight loss.
Can't even pick up my food.

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The Indian Spy training University is very effective
Even the food has spice in it..

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What food does United Airlines serve?
Chinese take out.

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Do you know any Indian food jokes?
Because I know Naan

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How much food does a software engineer eat a day?
A couple of bytes

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I realized I eat too much fast food so I decided I would start cooking for myself.
Does anyone here know how to "mcnugget" a chicken?

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What kind of food can't blind people eat?
Seafood.

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I just had dessert after my Chinese food, but there was no paper in my cookie.
That's unfortunate.

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I feel sorry for those who are unable to afford food and drink this season.
You know it's bad when Mariah Carey can't even afford juice. She is so hard pressed that she even made a song about it. You know, all she wants for Christmas is juice.

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I accidentally swallowed a lot of food coloring this morning.
I dyed a little inside.

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A man was arrested for dumping Chinese food on his neighbor's computer
He was charged with wonton destruction of property

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How much is a life-time supply of fast food?
Not much.

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I had a specific order in my day today.
1. I woke up
2. I won the lottery
3. My wife fed me good food after she went for her daily 4 mile run
4. I retired early and got paid millions of dollars everyday
Wait, it was actually 2, 3, 4, 1...

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I wish restaurant food
Looked like the pictures on the menu.
A hostess asked me how everything was.
I said,
"My compliments to the photographer."

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My girlfriend is a lot like fast food
I only come inside about once a year

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Why is taco salad Donald Trump's favorite Mexican food?
It has a wall around it.

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It's fun being a philosophy major
I get to reflect on why I can't pay for food

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If I ever get to name a food like 'Ceaser Salad' I'm going with 'Salad Later'
"I want salad later"
"I'll have the salad later"
"No one ever complains about the extra air in bags of salad later"

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A girl was telling me that she stays skinny by throwing up her food right after she eats. When I tried to explain the health risks she stubbornly asked,
"What do you know?"
I replied, "you're not gonna bulimia when I tell you."

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