Food Jokes

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What do midgets and poor people have in common?
They both have trouble putting food on the table.

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In Zimbabwe we always use 2 shopping carts
One for the food, one for the money.

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A guy takes a girl out to dinner. She finishes her food and is still hungry.
So he gives her his peas. After dinner, she gives him hеrреs.

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I asked my wife to buy me Japanese food ..
Sushi did

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I went to a Lord of the Rings themed restaurant. The food was horribly authentic and the waitress was as uglier than an Orc, but I have to give her credit. There was a table of 12 and it only took her ...
... One bring to gruel them all.

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When I eat a bunch of a foreign food
My gas smells different, it's like farting in another language

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A huge earthquake shook Mexico
Around 3000 people died.
The world combined efforts to help Mexico during these hard times.
England gave medicine.
France sent food.
Germany made huge donations.
USA sent 3000 Mexicans to replenish the stock

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Why getting Indian Food at a Gas Station is the best idea?
If the food is too spicy, you'll also receive free gas.

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I wanted Mexican food, but I was in a hurry
So I ordered it ta-co

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Today I gave a man on the street everything in my wallet, my food, my cigarettes and even the shoes on my feet
It was the best feeling in the world seeing him put the gun away and walk off.

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Today I took a pizza on the bus...
The bus driver said outraged:
"My bus isn't some kind of restaurant."
I then told him:
" That's exactly why I brought my own food."

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I think I figured out why so many North Koreans are starving
Not enough Seoul food.

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I was ordering food for the cast of Black Panther. I asked if they liked pizza.
They said, “It depends. Wakanda pizza?”

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Just ate some food coloring
I dyed a little inside.

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Roy Moore still hasn't conceded, which actually makes sense.
How could anyone banned from mall food courts know anything about concessions?

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My wife and I went to an Ethiopian restaurant for our anniversary.
The food was great, but the service was terrible. We had to wait 30 minutes to have our water refilled. Granted, the waitress had to walk six miles.

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Adam and Eve must have lived in the soviet union.
They had no clothes, no roof over their heads, the only food they had was an apple and the management was constantly telling them they were in paradise.

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Japan worked well for my weight loss.
Can't even pick up my food.

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The Indian Spy training University is very effective
Even the food has spice in it..

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What food does United Airlines serve?
Chinese take out.

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