Food Jokes

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Slapped cheese on my white friend told him I like cheese on my crackers

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Why don’t Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!!!11

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What is Beyonce’s favorite fast food chain?
Dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!

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Arby’s fast food, and abortion clinic, your dead babies are our taters and gravies.

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Student asks teacher if I throw apple & noodles which 1 will fall 1st teacher replied I don’t know then student replied noodles will fall 1st because noodles r fast foods

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Julius Caesar is Roman? More like romaine (salad) and to make the best salad you stab it 23 times until the CAESAR salad, Romaine Salad, is fresh.

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Please stop using this thread it is cancer

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You wanna see a joke?
Look in a mirror.

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I bought a can of tuna cat food, but there was catfish meat inside.
I got catfish catfish cat fish.

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My dog got into my leftover Chinese food
It’s a dog eat dog world out there

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I don't know what made me feel more fat
That my fast food weighed so much in my passenger seat that my car told be to put a seat belt on it or that I was so concerned with its safety that I actually did.

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What does a waiter say to a fат person when it takes a long time to bring out the fат person's food?
Sorry about your weight

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What do you call a food that turns black people on?
An *afro*-disiac.

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So I decided to build a Restaurant on the moon
The food is great and all but there's no atmosphere.

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I really hate my job as a waiter
But it puts food on the table

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Tried Turkish food today...
It was revolting

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Every time I go through a fast food window
They hand me my food and say “sorry about the weight.” I know I could lose a few pounds but this is just rude.

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My Indian engineering teacher told us this today
Growing up in America, you've probably heard your parents say, "Eat your food, there are starving children in India." But I tell my children, "Do your math homework or an Indian child will eat your food."

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Winter is upon is, the poor will have to choose between food, heating
Or getting a new tattoo.

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What's Hailie's favorite food?
Mom's spaghetti.

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