Food Jokes

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Russian, American, and Polish stood by the lake shore.
Russian ran ahead to dive and yelled “vоdка” and the lake changed into vоdка.
Polish ran ahead to dive and yelled “вееr” and the lake changed into вееr.
American ran to dive,slipped,and said, “oh shiт”.

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What food does a cheetah eat?
Fast food

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Today was a bad day, their was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy

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What is the fastest country?iran

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Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.

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Stefen Hawking walked in a bar…
Just kidding.

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A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?
Roosters don’t lay eggs.

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We’re skipping April fools day this year, the biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country

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Which country is next to USA? USB

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What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.

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What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay

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What is Steven Hawkins favourite food? Micro chips

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Hears the news about Sandy Hook
Person 1:God,I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives…
Person 2:Probably Bullets
Person 1:ОМG!!Can you even think of what their parents are going through?!
Person 2:Probably Coffin Brochures
Person 1:…
Person 2:Its called dark humor. Dark humor is like food,not everyone gets it.

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What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! 🧀

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What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad( chicken Caesar salad )

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Why’s it called a Caesar Salad?
‘Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.

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What do you call a rich white man? Сrаскеr with Cheese!

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Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.

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What do mice 🐭 eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese 🧀.

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What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream Cheese 😱.

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