A biker stops a young girl who’s about to jump off a bridge.He asks her: Do U mind giving me the final kiss before you jump?She quietly accepted & gave him one of the deepest lingering kisses ever.When she finished, He said: Wow, this is the best Kiss I ever had.That’s a real talent U R wasting. Why R U committing suicide?She replied: My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl. 14 0 0
Rodney (Light in the Loafers) Limpwrist stopped into Chauncey’s diner and ordered a grilled cheese and a salad.He remarked to his waitress, “My the dressing on this salad is so delicious; it seems to have a familiar, memorable, distinctive taste, but I just can’t pinpoint the taste and flavor. I wish I could put my finger on it. May I have another salad with your distinctive dressing?”The waitress barked out to Chauncey back in the kitchen:“Come again on the salad!”Rodney:“I knew it! I KNEW it!” 14 0 0
This gаy guy walks into a butcher shop. “I’d like to buy some sausage, please.” ……The butcher says, “Would you like it in slices?” ……“What…does my аrsе look like a piggy bank or something?” 14 0 0
I saw Rodney Limpwrist, you know that bloke that’s light in the loafers, stop into Saul Goldstein Jewelers this morning.I’m afraid Rodney will be sorely disappointed when he finds out that he can’t get his ring resized for £9.90 14 0 0
The thing I love most about this hot weather is the Short Skirts and Low Cut Tops.Although, they do make me look a bit gаy. 14 0 0
Common sense is like AIDS.Some are born with it while others have to get it pounded into them. 14 0 0
One of my mates told me that I often make people uncomfortable by violating their personal space.Which was an incredibly unnecessary and hurtful thing to say. It ruined our bath. 14 0 0
Jewish people don’t miss a trick when it comes to turning a dollar.Our local synagogue owns a Kosher deli and they transfer the foreskins from the bris procedures to the deli, which in turn sells the foreskins to gаys for use as chewing gum. 14 0 0
My gаy mate was really embarrassed after I caught him suскing a dildо.I think he’s put it behind him now. 14 0 0
A lеsвiаn went to Weight Watchers.The dietician said to her, “You are what you eat.”The lеsвiаn replied, “Are you calling me a сunт. 14 0 0
A fairy granted me three wishes. So, I asked that all homosexuals be removed from the planet.I never got my other two. 14 0 0
Why is there so much activism over “Gаy Rights?”Maybe it’s because gаy people have the right to be as miserable as the rest of us. 14 0 0
Being offended is the new Aids. It started with the blacks and the gаy people. Now everybody is getting in on it. 14 0 0