Gay and Lesbian Jokes

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One night, the cop was making his routine night patrol. As he pulls up the main street, he finds two trucks parked in the middle of the road with the lights on and the doors wide open.
He decides to go and investigate. As he climbs up into the first truck he sees that it’s empty. He thinks to himself…”Maybe they’re in the other truck conferring over a map.” So he takes a look in the second truck and sees it’s empty also.
As he’s walking back to the patrol car to call for a tow truck, he hears sounds coming from underneath one of the trucks. He shines his light and sees two truck drivers, Jerry on his knees and Bob kneeling behind him going at it.
The inspector says “Hey! You can’t do that here in the middle of the road. It’s illegal!”
Bob says, “You don’t understand. My friend was having a heart attack.”
The inspector replies, “That’s not what you do for a heart attack. You’re supposed to give mouth to mouth rescucitation!”
To that Bob says, “I did! That ‘s how it’s started!”
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,
“Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin’ up there on that railin’?”
She says tearfully, “I’m going to commit suicide!!”
While he didn’t want to appear “sensitive,” George also didn’t want to miss this “be-a-legend” opportunity either so he asked . . . “Well, before you jump, Honey-Ваве . . .
Why don’t you give ol’ George here your best last kiss?”
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that . . .
And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.
After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, “Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That’s a real talent you’re wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?”
“My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl.”
It’s still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.