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A little boy visits his farmer grandpa and watches him milk the cows.
The next day one of the cows runs away and grandpa is really upset about it.
“Don’t worry, Grandpa,” says the boy helpfully, “she can’t have gone very far with an empty tank.”

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What did the stamp say to the envelope?
You stick with me and I will take you places!

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Why did the shark keep swimming in circles?
It had a nosebleed.

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What happens when a cop gets into bed?
He becomes an undercover cop.

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“Your waffle iron isn’t working, dear!”
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“Please just stay away from my laptop grandma!!!”

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Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?
He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

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Daughter asks her mother, “Mum, how long have you been married to dad?”
“Ten years.”
“Oh, and how many do you still have left?”

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Last week’s Clairvoyants Associated meeting was cancelled for unpredictable reasons.

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A guy is diving in the middle of the ocean. Suddenly he sees another diver, but without any equipment.
He wonders how he does that since he’s already dived quite deep. A minute later he sees he’s gone even deeper underwater.
He thinks, “Wow, that’s impressive”. He swims closer to the guy and writes him a message on his underwater writing board:
“How do you manage to dive without equipment for so long?”
The other diver writes back:
“I’m drowning you сrетin. Help me!”

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