Did you hear about the рiкеy who won the lottery? Apparently they’re going to pay him with Travellers Cheques… 8 0 0
What do gypsies and cigarettes have in common? They both come in packs of ten, stink like fuск and are banned from every pub in the republic. 2 0 0
I’ve invented a new game. You get a group of Pikeys and lock them in a Cellar for a Month without any food. It’s called Hungry Hungry Gyppos. 2 0 0
I was approached by a gypsy this morning. She was dirтy, smelly, ugly, wart-ridden, lives in a flea-infested caravan, probably gets rареd by her dad and brothers, and then tried to sell me heather “to bring me good luck”. 1 1 0
Ever heard of an Irish bath? An Irish bath is when you stand at the sink and just wash your armpits. Some people call it a Gypsy bath, or an Italian shower. A French bath is when you just douse yourself in cologne. Whatever you call it, it’s all just ethnic cleansing. 1 0 0
B-buna ziua domnule doctor. D-buna ziua,cu ce va pot fi de folos? B-domnule doctor, din cand in cand,imi apar doua pete verzi intr-e picioare,sus langa pasarica. Ce credeti ca ar putea fi? Doctorul... Atnāk vīrs pie ārsta un saka,ka viņam sānos uz gurniem esot parādījušies zaļi plankumi. Ārsts: - Ok. Izģērbieties,parādiet,kas jums tur ir. Ārsts apskata vīrieti un jautā: - Vai jūs,gadījumā... Мъж отива при лекаря и казва, че отстрани на бедрата му са се появили зелени петна. Докторът: - Добре. Дай да видя. Докторът преглежда мъжа и пита: - Случайно да живееш с циганка? - Да, така... C'est l'histoire d'une femme qui se réveille avec deux points noirs à l'intérieur des cuisses. Elle va voir son médecin qui après une analyse minutieuse de la chose va chercher un pot rempli... Une jeune femme se rend chez son médecin traitant : - Docteur, je viens vous consulter car j'ai des bleus inexplicables sur l'intérieur des cuisses. Mais c'est pas douloureux - Enlevez votre... Rebecca is worried about 2 green spots that appeared on her inner thighs. Although she is embarrassed, she goes to the doctor who looks and asks her ‘ Is your boyfriend a Gypsy? ‘ Rebecca says ‘Yes, how did you know?’ So the doctor said ‘Tell him his earrings are not gold’ 1 0 0
You know how to do gypsy triathlon? You walk to the pool, don’t swim, and then ride home on a brand new bike. 1 0 0
I was chatting to a mate in the pub- who loves jokes- and I was telling him a little story. So I began my tale:“I went to see a Gypsy fortune teller the other day, who put me in touch with me dead grandfather. After we had finished and I had paid her, she smiled at me and in a jolly voice said she had really enjoy the session- So I smacked her in the face! “My smartarse mate chipped in, “Ha ha- That’s because you LIKE TO STRIKE A HAPPY MEDIUM isn’t it!” I replied, “No, it’s because I can’t f****** stand gypsies.” 1 0 0