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I was approached by a gypsy this morning. She was dirтy, smelly, ugly, wart-ridden, lives in a flea-infested caravan, probably gets rареd by her dad and brothers, and then tried to sell me heather “to bring me good luck”.

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Why do Gypsy’s walk funny? Because of their Crystal Balls

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What do you call a Gypsy in a white tracksuit? The bride

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What’s the definition of a gypsy virgin? A 6 year old girl that can run faster than her dad.

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Did you hear about the рiкеy who won the lottery? Apparently they’re going to pay him with Travellers Cheques…

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Ever heard of an Irish bath? An Irish bath is when you stand at the sink and just wash your armpits. Some people call it a Gypsy bath, or an Italian shower. A French bath is when you just douse yourself in cologne. Whatever you call it, it’s all just ethnic cleansing.

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Where does a gypsy keep his money? In your wallet

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How do you make a gypsy take a bath? Leave it on the front garden.

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What do you get if you push a gypsy off a bike? Your bike back

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Rebecca is worried about 2 green spots that appeared on her inner thighs. Although she is embarrassed, she goes to the doctor who looks and asks her ‘ Is your boyfriend a Gypsy? ‘
Rebecca says ‘Yes, how did you know?’
So the doctor said ‘Tell him his earrings are not gold’

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What do gypsies and cigarettes have in common? They both come in packs of ten, stink like fuск and are banned from every pub in the republic.

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I’ve invented a new game. You get a group of Pikeys and lock them in a Cellar for a Month without any food. It’s called Hungry Hungry Gyppos.

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What’s the best thing about fingеring a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red for free.

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You know how to do gypsy triathlon? You walk to the pool, don’t swim, and then ride home on a brand new bike.

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Why should you never bully a fifth grader gypsy? Because his father is in the eleventh grade.

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I was chatting to a mate in the pub- who loves jokes- and I was telling him a little story. So I began my tale:
“I went to see a Gypsy fortune teller the other day, who put me in touch with me dead grandfather. After we had finished and I had paid her, she smiled at me and in a jolly voice said she had really enjoy the session- So I smacked her in the face! “My smartarse mate chipped in, “Ha ha- That’s because you LIKE TO STRIKE A HAPPY MEDIUM isn’t it!” I replied, “No, it’s because I can’t f****** stand gypsies.”

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What’s long, hard and hurts gypsies? My Shovel…

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