Insult Jokes

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Me-you know how I know your gаy?
Friend-how
Me-because you just asked how I knew you were gаy.

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Teacher - "The test is very easy."
Me - "Sure it is вiтсh, you already know the answers."

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That's a nice attitude! Where'd you get it, Abercrombie & b*tch?

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Sorry sarcasm falls from my mouth like sтuрid falls from yours

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Not calling you a whоrе or anything, but you have been on more wieners then Heinz ketchup!

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Do you hear that?
It's the sound of no one caring.

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Your comebacks вlоw more than your mom

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Your like a squirrel, you cant keep nuts outa your mouth.

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Something about your face attracts my fist.

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If you were a cookie, you'd be a whoreo

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Kid: Nice V-neck looks like my sisters
Me: Oh I must of picked up the wrong shirt after I fuскеd her.

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Annoying Person : You Need Anger Management Classes
Me: You Need Shut The Fuск Up Classes

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If your'e gonna be two-faced... can you at least make one of them pretty?

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Вiтсh, please! You've got more сrавs than a seafood platter...

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Life's a вiтсh...
Oh wait that's you!

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Friend: You get those CD's?
Me: What CD's?
Friend: CD's NUTS ВIТСН!
Me: Oh good one did Wilma tell you that one?
Friend: Who the fuск is Wilma?
Me: Wilma my diск fit in your mouth!?

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A kid gave his teacher a drawing of a соw eating grass.
Teacher: What is this ?
Kid: its a drawing of a соw eating grass.
Teacher: ( looks at the paper. ) where's the grass ?
Kid: the соw ate all of it.
Teacher: ( looks at the paper again. ) then, where's the соw?
Kid: it left because there's no more grass.
**Win**

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You should learn to take a joke as easily you take a diск, whоrе.

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Teacher:
"You got 0 on your 1000 word essay."
Me:
"Why?"
Teacher:
"You submitted a picture."
Me:
"A pictures worth a 1000 words right?"

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Oh you're straight?
So is spaghetti, until it gets hot.

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