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Insult Jokes

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A kid gave his teacher a drawing of a соw eating grass.
Teacher: What is this ?
Kid: its a drawing of a соw eating grass.
Teacher: ( looks at the paper. ) where's the grass ?
Kid: the соw ate all of it.
Teacher: ( looks at the paper again. ) then, where's the соw?
Kid: it left because there's no more grass.
**Win**

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You should learn to take a joke as easily you take a diск, whоrе.

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Teacher:
"You got 0 on your 1000 word essay."
Me:
"Why?"
Teacher:
"You submitted a picture."
Me:
"A pictures worth a 1000 words right?"

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Oh you're straight?
So is spaghetti, until it gets hot.

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When my kids ask what a word means, I tell them to bring me a dictionary....
Then I smack them with it, and tell them to Google that shiт.

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U jiggle like jello and make the boys say hеll no!!

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Ya no I saw something today that reminded me of u . It was in the tiolet!

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Sorry for calling you a whоrе all those times. I didn't realize a lack of love from your parents leaves a hole in your heart that only diскs can fill.

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Interviewer:
"What's your greatest weakness?"
Candidate:
"Honesty."
Interviewer:
"I don't think honesty is a weakness."
Candidate:
"I don't give a fuск what you think."

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How to be Insulting in Theaters: If the person sitting in front of you is blocking your view, try adopting an irritating cough, or kicking your feet under their seat. Nasty, wet sneezes down the back of their neck are also effective in persuading them to look elsewhere for a seat.

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How to be insulting when giving directions: Point with four fingers when they ask.

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Fun fact: If you cut off all your body hair and laid it end to end you'd be a fuскing wеirdо.

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How do you get 500 old cows in a barn?
Put up a Bingo sign.

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Insult Jokes Animal Jokes

Wife: What's that beeping?" Me:
"That's my seat belt alarm."
Wife:
"How can you ignore something so annoying?"
Me:
"Huh?"

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You're so ugly that when you walk through a haunted house you come out with a paycheck.

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Boy: your ugly
Girl: no cause that would make us twins.

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Mom: hey can you grab me that magazine?
Me: You know, God gave you 2 legs for a reason
Mom: and he also gave me 3 children for a reason, so go get me the magazine.

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Insult Jokes God Jokes

Student: Every day i'm shuffling... d(-.-)b
Teacher: Stop!
Student: Sorry for parting rocking.
Teacher: Who do you think you are?!
Student: I'm sеxy and I know it.

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Me:
"Girl you're like the sun."
Her:
"Aww, because Im hot?"
Me:
"No cus you go down every night."

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Mom : come spend time with the family .
Me : *goes and sits with family*
Me : *gets insulted by everyone*
Me : *goes back to room*

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