Jewish Jokes

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I feel bad for Anne Frank
She had her diary published for all the world to read, which is every girl's worst nightmare!
And she didn't get paid for it, which is every Jew's worst nightmare.

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A German and a jew walk into a bar...
The German farts.
The jew starts crying and says "Not again".

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Wanna hear a Jew joke?
Jokes on Jew cause I don't have one

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In which month should you not trust a Jew?
July!
- Bored on a 28 hour road trip. It was the best we could do.

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What did Aladdin sing when he saw Israel for the first time?
A whole Jew world.

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How is a Jew like a sтriр club patron?
They both make it rain.

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What do you call someone who’s half Jew
Jew-ish

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Whats the difference betweenan afro american and a black jew?
Only one of them got 6 million new friends

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Are you a Rabbi practicing in Georgia, U. S. A?
'Cause Jew Macon me crazy

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I'm a jew who wasn't bar mitzvah'd
Supposedly it's the day you become a man, but that's not true. But it is the day you become the richest thirteen year old in the town.

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A Jew and a donkey walk into a bar
Punchline is same as joke #267

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What do you call a martial arts class taught by a rabbi?
Jew Jitsu

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What do you say when you're an Atheist Jew?
I am Jew-ish

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Today a Jew asked for my (F) number.
He got pretty mad when i told him that nowadays we have names instead...

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What soft drink can a Jew only buy?
Mountain Jew

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Did you know that the jew's were called jewc's?
It all changed cause of the not c's

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What's Rabbi Peter's favourite planet within our solar system?
Jew-Peter of course!

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What's the difference between a British and a Jew?
The British leaves and doesn't say goodbye, the jew says goodbye and doesn't leave.

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What is a jew's favorite musical artist?
Post Shalom

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A Jew goes golfing
He calls, "$3.99!"

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