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An elderly man was on the operating table, about to be operated on by his son, a famous surgeon. Just before they put him under, he asked to speak to his son:
"Don’t be nervous, boy, just do your best and just remember, if it doesn’t go well, if something happens to me… your mother is going to come and live with you and your family."
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How does Моsеs make his tea?
Hebrews it.
I'm serious that Israeli how he does it.
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What's faster than a cheetah?
A Jew with a coupon!
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Q: What's faster than the speed of light?
A: A jew passing Germany.
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the real reason hiтlеr killed himself is because he found out chuck norris was jewish
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Q: What is the difference between a Jew and a boy scout?
A: the boy Scott gets to go home after camp.
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Varför är alla judiska män omskurna? För att judiska kvinnor inte tänker röra något som inte är minst 20% avdrag. Omskæring Hvorfor bliver jødiske mænd omskåret? – Fordi jødiske kvinder ikke vil røre noget med mindre der er trukket 20% fra Знаете ли защо евреите се обрязват? Защото еврейските жени няма да пипнат нищо, освен ако не е с 20% отстъпка.
Q: Why do Jewish men get circumcised?
A: Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 20% off.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.
The barman says, ''Is this some kind of joke?''
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My friends half jew
I guess hes jew-ish
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Why did the Jew vote for Obama?
Because he promised change.
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I've never met a full on jew
They were all just sort of jew-ish
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My daughter saw me eating prosciutto
True story: my daughter saw me eating prosciutto and clucked her tongue. "I think eating prosciutto is like, the worst thing a Jew can do."
I am Jewish, so I asked,
"Why is that?"
"Well, it's pork and it's expensive."
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A Jew
Gesundheit
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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
A Jew is a person who follows Judaism, and pizza is a food...
I bet you expected a Holocaust joke. Jew thought wrong.
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What was so great about being a black jew?
They already thought you were burnt
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What does the Jew do with his tea?
Hebrews it.
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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar....
If they weren’t arguing they would have seen it coming.
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Anne Frank showed a cunning and resolve that any Jew would have been proud of.
Two years rent free.
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A Jew gets robbed
The thief points a gun threateningly at the Jew, "Your money or your life!"
The Jew stops in his tracks and does nothing.
The thief waves the gun. "I said, your money or your life!!!!"
The Jew says,
"I'm thinking, I'm thinking!"
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Why did the Jew open the coffee shop?
Hebrews
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