Jewish Jokes

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Do you guys have idea how hard it is to make a good Jewish joke?
Actually, Israeli easy.

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Whats the difference between a Muslim hippie and a Jewish hippie?
One's sтоnеd and one's baked.

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How did the jewish boy cure his ADD?
He was sent to a concentration camp

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Three Jewish women having lunch in a restaurant...
Waiter approaches and asks, "Is anything OK here?"

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No need to insult the Jewish
Hitler already roasted them

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What’s a Jewish comedian’s favorite type of seafood?
Fish schticks

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What’s a jewish guys favorite fairy tale?
Rumpleforeskin.

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What do Jewish people celebrateon Oct 31?
Challah-ween.

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I threw some Jewish bread at my marshmallow chicks
Challah at my peeps

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Where does a jewish guy's boston girlfiend go if she wants him to eat her out?
The Poconos

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After further examination, it was determined Abe Lincoln had actually been shot in the temple
Who would have guessed he was Jewish?

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Do you know why Jewish people are never cops?
Because they don't deal with pigs.

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As a Jewish person, I wish I did live up to our stereotypes
But I’m poor and overspend

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Historians believe circumcision likely ensured the survival of the Jewish people.
Its been found Jewish women can't resist anything that's 10% off.

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I hate Jewish jokes. My grandfather died in the holocaust...
He got drunк and fell out of the guard tower.

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Which US National park is most welcoming to Arabic and the Jewish people?
Yosemite.

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I was sitting at the park with a friend when a man walked by...
He had on a black hat and a black robe. His sideburns were curly and his beard was long.
My friend said "That guy is Jewish"
I thought "He looks 100% to me"

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Did you see the new Jewish movie?
I heard Israeli good.

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What do you call the last answer on your Rabbi's trivia night?
The Final Solution to the Jewish Question

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How did the Jewish boy do on his English test?
Hebrew it.

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