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What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50?
Good morning your Honor!

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I never know what to say to something after they've lost their baby.
"Oh I'm sorry for your loss," doesn't cut it.
That's why I keep my mouth shut and let my lawyer do the talking.
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*Source: Anthony Jeselnik*

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What do call a woman who seduces a lawyer?
A snake charmer.

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Mathematician, Physicist and a Lawyer are asked what 1+1 is eaqual to.
Mathematician: Well it depends in which numeral system it is.
Physicist: Depends if it is scalar or a vector.
Lawyer: Well and what do you want it to be?

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A man hired a lawyer when he got sued by his Company for embezzlement of many millions.
At the beginning of the process, the lawyer kindly reassured him:
„Don’t Worry, you’ll never go to jail with that amount of money.“
And the lawyer was right. When the man did go to jail eventually, he Didn’t have a penny anymore.

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What should a proper lawyer wear to a court?
A good law suit.

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What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits!

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What's a lawyer's favorite drink?
Subpoena colada.

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A politician asked a well known author, "Did you know that 'Sumac' and 'Sugar' are the only two words in English, that begin with the letters 'Su' but are pronounced like 'Shu'?"
The author replied, "Sure."

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