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60. What do you call a monkey with a wand and a broomstick? Hairy Potter.

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61. What did the baboon win at the beauty contest? She won beast of show.

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62. What did the baboon study in law school? The law of the jungle.

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63. What do you get when you cross a baboon and a parrot? Nobody knows, but if it opened its mouth to speak, you would definitely listen.

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64. What’s a monkey’s favorite store? Banana Republic.

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65. What type of monkey should have eight legs? A spider monkey.

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67. Where do monkeys work out? The jungle gym

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At least Tarzan will always be white... Because Disney doesn't have the balls to put a black man on screen acting like a monkey.

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6. What do you call a monkey who can’t keep a secret? A blab-boon.

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15. Where does a baby monkey sleep? In an apricot.

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18. What kind of key opens a banana? A mon-key!

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34. What did the banana say to the monkey? Nothing, bananas don’t talk.

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45. What did the monkey say after his tail got caught in the lawnmower? “Won’t be long now!”

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52. What’s a monkey’s favorite drink? Chimpan-tea!

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59. What do you call an angry monkey? Furious George.

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