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Q. What’s the Cheshire Cat’s favorite drink?
A. Evaporated Milk.
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Q. What does the rapper Lil Jon say when he visits Disneyland?
A. Turn down for Walt!
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Q. Why doesn’t Moana have a man?
A. Hula cares!
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Q. What does Mickey use to browse the web?
A. An iPad Minnie.
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Q. What did Captain Hook’s sidekick say to Adele?
A. Hello, it’s Smee!
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Q. What does Pooh Bear call his girl friend?
A. Hunny!
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Q. What happens when Olaf throws a temper tantrum?
A. He has a meltdown.
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Q. What is Tarzan’s favorite Christmas Carol?
A. Jungle Bells.
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Q. Where can you find a little mermaid?
A. Under the sea!
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Q. How much did it cost Captain Jack Sparrow to have his ears pierced?
A. A buck an ear.
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Q. Where does Captain Hook go to get his hook replaced?
A. The second-hand store!
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Q. What does Olaf eat for lunch?
A. Icebergers.
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Q. Why did Goofy wear two pairs of pants when he played golf?
A. He heard he might get a hole in one!
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Q. What is Grumpy’s favorite fruit?
A. Sour grapes.
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Q. What does Ariel like on her toast?
A. Mermalade!
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Q. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut?
A. So he could visit Pluto!
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Q. Why does Alice ask so many questions?
A. Because she’s in Wonderland.
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Q. Why did Arlo help Spot cross the road?
A. Because he was “The Good Dinosaur”.
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Q. Why didn’t Anna and Elsa’s parents teach them the whole alphabet?
A. Because they got lost at C.
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Q. Where does Ariel go when one of her friends is missing?
A. The Lost-and-Flounder Department.
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Поне е сигурно, че Тарзан винаги ще е бял, понеже Дисни нямат топки да покажат на екрана черен, които да подкача като маймуна
At least Tarzan will always be white... Because Disney doesn't have the balls to put a black man on screen acting like a monkey.
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Snow White and the seven motherfuckin dwarfs
Snow White and the seven motherfuckin dwarfs
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