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Q. What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede?
A. Move fasta (Mufasa)

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Q. What happened the first time Mickey and Minnie saw each other?
A. It was glove at first sight!

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Q. What is Captain Jack Sparrow’s favorite restaurant?
A. Arrrgh-by’s.

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Q. Why did Wооdy give Bullseye some cough syrup?
A. Because he was horse!

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A Disney princess was arrested by mistake.
They thought it was someone Elsa.

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Q. How did Minnie save Mickey from drowning?
A. Mouse to mouse resuscitation

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Q. What does Wооdy say when he walks into a German car dealership?
A. Audi!

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Q. Who’s the funniest Disney princess?
A. RaPUNzel

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Q. What’s the name of the Disney princess that got burned?
A. Cinder-ella

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Q. Why was Tigger in the bathroom for so long?
A. Because he had Pooh stuck inside him.

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Q. What Disney character can count the highest?
A. Buzz Lightyear, to infinity and beyond.

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Q. How does Mickey feel when Minnie is mad at him?
A. Mouserable!

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Jasmine tried to attend a “Disney Prince Only” gathering.
She wasn’t Aladdin.

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Q. Why did Goofy stare at the label on the orange juice all day?
A. Because the carton said concentrate!

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Q. Why is Gaston the most peaceful Disney villain?
A. Because he won the No-Belle Prize.

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Disney finally released Yoda’s last name. His full name is:
Yoda Lay-Heehoo

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Q. How cold was it at Disney World?
A. Donald Duck was wearing pants!

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Q. Which Disney princess would make the best judge?
A. Snow White, because she’s the fairest of them all!

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Q. What do the seven dwarves sing if they see a rainbow on their way to the mine?
A. High Hue, High Hue!

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Q. Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
A. Because she’s always running away from the ball—not to mention, she has a pumpkin for a coach!

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