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Whats Obama's new slogan in these tough times?
Spare Change You Can Believe In!

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Why is it not surprising that Republicans lost two presidental races to Obama?
In long races usually the guy from Kenya wins.

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What is the difference between Obama and Jesus?
Jesus can put a cabinet together

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How does Obama sleep?
First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.

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Which person did President Obama thank first for helping him win the 2008 election?
Sarah Palin

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Why should Obama have choosen Evan Bayh for Vice President?
The name Birch Evans Bayh III makes Barack Hussein Obama sound almost normal.

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Why VOTE?
The U.S.A.Is an Obama-Nation !

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Why won't Obama laugh at himself?
Because it would be racist.

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Did you hear about the new Obama Diet?
You let Putin eat your lunch every day.

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What did George W Bush say after hearing Barack Obama admitted to using сосаinе in high school?
"High school? I can't believe he waited that long."

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How does President Obama plan to address the countries immigration problems?
By deporting Senator Ted Cruz.

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What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a crooked lawyer?
Barack Obama!

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Why will Jay Leno vote for Barack Obama?
Because it's too easy to make jokes at Mitt Romney's expense.

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What does Obama do after a wet dream?
Get up and sсrеw the country.

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Why did Barack Obama bulldoze the Rose Garden?
He didn't want any Bushes at the White House.

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Why does Obama always talk in circles?
He has two left shoes.

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Why are Obamas ratings so low?
I don't know but let me be clear, Obama will get go the bottom of it and the IRS will hold them accountable.

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What is Obama's archenemy?
The constitution

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What does OBAMA stand for?
One Big Аss Mistake America.

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The pentagon has changed strategies in the war against ISIS.
Instead of sending cruise missles they are sending Obamas Economic Advisors.

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