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One-Liner Jokes

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Whenever you're feeling powerless, just remember that just one of your turds can shut down a whole swimming pool.

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If I were a dam, and if its this hot.... Id be dam hot.

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Did you see the face on her? She looks like she ran a 100 yard dash in a 90 yard gym

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I only drink on two occasions. When it's my birthday and when it's not.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy but loose my number and keep the baby.

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Why is pizza circular, but in a square box, and served in triangles? Awkward.

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A gift card is a great way to say, "Go buy your own fuскin present".

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The Chinese are making these Olympics seem easy.
They're winning gold with their eyes closed.

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Dinosaurs are just an excuse to cover up the existence of Pokemon.

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A pushup вrа is like a bag of сhiрs. You open it up and its half empty.

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That awkward moment when you want to wear your apple bottom jeans but cant find your boots with the fur.

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What's the only thing that grows in Cleveland?
The Сriме Rate.

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If you take the "G" out of gayness, you get what gаy people want.

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Watching the Olympics reminds me of how much talent I don't have.

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I hate playing sports with my girlfriend. I always beat her.
After I lose.

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Sports Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Most people have a family tree. All I have is a cactus full of рriскs.

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Marriage and Family Jokes One-Liner Jokes

As I sat there twirling my hair in my fingers, I thought...
I really need to shave my ваlls.

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I laugh at GUYS who work at subway because they have to make ME a sandwich.

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Office and Work Jokes One-Liner Jokes

I do what I want, where I want, when I want.... If my Mom says its ok.

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It amazes me to think that out of 100,000,000 sреrм, you were the winner

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