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I got caught cheating on my physics exam. Furious, my professor said to me "I hope you understand the gravity of the situation".
But if I had known that, I wouldn't be in this situation in the first place.

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Physics jokes Cheating Jokes

A joke from my old physics professor..
How Long is a battleship. True or false?
False. How Long is a man from China.

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Physics jokes

A photon walks into a hotel and the bellman says "can I help you with your bags?" And the photon replies,
"No it's ok, I'm traveling light."

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Physics jokes Hotel Jokes

What did a physics teacher say to calm down a student who wanted to jump off the roof?
Don't do that, you have so much potential!

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Physics jokes School Jokes

A physics student asked her professor to describe what happened right before the Big Ваng...
.... But the professor couldn't, because there was no time.

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Physics jokes School Jokes

The other day, my Physics teacher said I had so much potential...
Then he pushed me out the window.

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School Jokes Physics jokes