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Motivational Speaker Воотy Call... Grab It:
Visualize it, then go out and grab it! Yes! Now KEEP grabbing it...

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Motivational Speaker Воотy Call... Do It:
Remember-you can do it! Now, how about starting with me?

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Astronaut Воотy Call... Spelling:
I put the "аss" in astronaut - assuming that you spell that with an extra S.

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Lincoln Воотy Call... Splitter:
Don't you want to know why they call me "The Rail Splitter?"

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Clown Воотy Call... Squirt:
This plastic flower isn't the only thing that'll squirt in your eye! Honk honk!

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Geek Воотy Call... Stick:
I'll let you play with my analog stick. It's got a rumble feature.

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Contractor Воотy Call... Strength:
Would you like to test my tensile strength?

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Gourmet Воотy Call... Stuffing:
You look like you'd like some stuffing.

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Astronaut Воотy Call... The Right Stuff:
I've got the right stuff... in my pants.

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Superhero Воотy Call... Powers:
My powers include talking to fish and super-lоvемакing. Not necessarily in that order.

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Superhero Воотy Call... Mild-Mannered:
My secret identity? Mild-mannered роrn star.

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Supervillain Воотy Call... Dinner:
Seeing as no one can save you now, are you free for dinner on Friday? Mwah-hah-hah!

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Supervillain Воотy Call... Path:
You are just the first step on my path to world dомinатiоn! Mwah-hah-hah!

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Supervillain Воотy Call... Henchmen:
Can my burly henchman watch? Mwah-hah-hah!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Swaggle:
Care to horn my swaggle? Yar!

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Plumber Воотy Call... Tailpiece:
I need to check out your tailpiece.

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Caveman Воотy Call... Tar Pit:
What's a nice girl like you doing slouching around a tar pit like this?

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Classic Воотy Call... Tear:
If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn't cry out of fear that I'd lose you.

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Exterminator Воотy Call... Termites:
I'd love to get my hands on your termite mounds.

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Astrologer Воотy Call... Third Planet:
My third planet is misaligned. Can you adjust it for me?

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