Q. What's a shark's favorite sandwich?A. Peanut butter and jellyfish! 0 0 0 Marriage and Family Jokes Food Jokes Animal Jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes
Back in the days when he was a community organizer, Obama went to a Halloween costume party. He was just wearing his street clothes, and he had his wife sitting on his shoulders.The host says to him, “Dude, this is a Halloween party! You’re supposed to be wearing a costume!”Obama replied, I am wearing a costume! I’m a snail!”“You’re a snail?”“Yeah, I’m a snail,” said Obama. Then he pointed to his wife and said, “This is Michelle.” 0 0 0 Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes Halloween Jokes American Presidents Humor
My boyfriend is as beautiful as Frank Sinatra and as intelligent as Albert Einstein; what is his name?Frankenstein. 0 0 0 Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes Relationship Jokes