Pokémon jokes

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In Pokemon, I never understood why bug types were supereffective against dark types.
But then I thought about malaria in Africa and it all made sense.

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What’s a stalker and a Pokemon nerd got in common?
They both hide in the bushes trying to get a Pikachu.

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I don't need a girlfriend, I can just play Pokémon Go
The servers go down on me every day

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So I finally got Pokémon GO...
I still haven't caught any Counter-Terrorists.

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What do Pokemon Go and Tinder have in common?
Both give you a good chance of catching something

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My favorite pokemon joke
What did pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff? Pikachu, that's all he can say.

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Why is Pokemon quite realistic?
Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.

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What do the Police and Pokémon have in common?
They gotta catch 'Jamal

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Now with all the kids outside, playing Pokémon.....
Dads and moms can stay inside playing Pokémom.

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A joke my 8 year old brother told me. G rating
Why dont you take a pokemon to the bathroom.
Because it might pi-ka-chu

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I tried to go into a restaurant playing Pokemon go.
I couldn't get in though. The servers were too busy.

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I can't find a single Ekans here in Ireland with Pokemon Go.
Thanks, St Patrick

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Dj Khaled is like a Pokemon
All he does is shout his name

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A Pokemon Go player walks into a bar.
And a tree. And a wall. And into a lake.

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Police have been playing Pokemon Go for many years.
"Gotta catch Jamal"

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What do you call a sick Pokémon?
Pikachoo

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Which pokemon tells the most jokes about pokemon?
Metapod

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Hey girl, do you play Pokemon GO?
Because I wouldn't mind helping you hatch some of your eggs.

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So pokemon go is now just as popular as tinder.
Both are apps where you swipe to find monsters in your area.

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Pokemon go in January is the worst
Everyone is joining all the gyms

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